Today, my boyfriend gave me a $100 gift card for Victoria's Secret. Suspicious, I checked the receipt he'd left in the bag. Turns out he had bought it during the two weeks we were broken up for some other girl who rejected him, so decided to give it to me instead. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me lingerie from Victoria's Secret. He then added that his mother picked it out. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend about his infidelity. I saw him at the mall with another woman at Victoria's Secret, and I took pictures from a distance. When I asked him why he did it, he told me, "If you have $20 to your name and you see a $100 bill on the ground, you're gonna pick it up, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to his best friend’s birthday party. He got her red roses, a necklace and $100 Victoria’s Secret Gift Card. This year he forgot my birthday, gave me a hug and told me to leave his apartment because he had homework to do. We’ve been together for two years. FML
Today, I got an email saying the gift I'd ordered for my boyfriend of three years had been sent. I ordered it a couple of days ago because I thought he needed cheering up. I guess he found a better way of doing so himself; he broke up with me yesterday. FML
Today, I bought something special at Victoria's Secret, then sat in bumper-to-bumper traffic for 2 hours to get to my boyfriend's house. When I got there, he broke up with me. We're 37 years old and he actually gave me the "it's not you, it's me" speech. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to exchange presents for our birthdays. I spent $100 on perfume and Victoria's Secret clothes. She bought me a bag of lifesavers, then asked me to leave because she wanted to take a nap. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend cheating right after I maxed out my credit card buying him everything on his Christmas list. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 8 months and I broke up. We decided to give back everything we ever bought for each other. I gave her the stuff she bought me and when I asked for my stuff she said she'd sold it and spent the money on herself. FML
Today, I found out that the necklace my boyfriend gave me for my birthday was actually a gift he'd given to his ex-girlfriend. FML
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XxgreymoonxX 8
What a jerk! Buy like the sexiest lingerie they have and show him. Then say 'too bad you'll never see me wearing them ;D' then kick to the curb :3
Achall91 17
Dress up in it, show him, then ask if you look okay because you want to impress your new boyfriend.
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ahhbeex 8
Blow the $100.00 dollars at Victorias Secret. Take pictures with new boy-toy in sexy lingerie. Send him pictures thanking him for the money, adding the fact that you didn't get rejected. He'll regret everything. Dumbass. Problem solved.
josephhaynes1990 1
Are you by some chance single? Or does that kind of attitude have guys flocking to you like flies on shit? Because honestly, if it were some other type of gift I could understand being upset, or even if there was proof other than the date of purchase. Lacking those, however, I see no reason to be so rude as to follow through with your pointless advice
KendratheUnicorn 0
So cheat on him, to get back at him, for hurting her? Sounds splendid. I love just hurting people for hurting us. It really solves everything.
hoghunter 1
AMEN!!! I second the motion. You notice how most the women on here immediately declared the guy was guilty. Just goes to show they are all crazy.
joeymo304 9
How do you know he didn't buy it for you cause he wanted to get back with you
sinking_fish 12
That's exactly what I was thinking. I bet he bought it to try to get her back, then chickened out or something in fear of being rejected. Then when they got back together, he gave it to her. Eh, who knows?
hahasooo 2
hey atleast u got a giftcard!
ImSoEffedUp 10
Wow.... If you were/are a low down, dirty, I'm gonna get even with his ass, B-Word.... Who wasn't/isn't faithful.... U could always spend the gift card and wear the panties for someone else....
itooamscrewed 10
Dump his ass, and enjoy your new lingerie =)
itooamscrewed 10
He probably only wanted the break so he could sleep around, and when that didn't work out, suddenly the old girlfriend started looking pretty good, and BAM back together. I know plenty of guys who pull this crap all the time, and I've even done it a few times. He regifted something because his wannabe ****-toy rejected it, and then was stupid enough to put the receipt in the bag. His first mistake was buying a potential **** buddy a present.
candystand 0
Why would you have ever taken him back
ellepants 2
who cares?? you just got a victorias secret gift card! YES!
KendratheUnicorn 0
I really hate when my friends talk about fighting with their significant others over the stupidest shit! And I also really hate when women say men are complicated. Women are terrible, terrible creatures.