Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
Why is it that if a man has sympathy for a womans situation it's assumed that he's trying to pick up a chick?
reaver24 0
look at it this way... when in doubt, Facebook, cus there's no such thing as secrets there...
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Comments (127)
moogiex9 6
Read the posting again. OP isn't complaining that he went on a bender - her issue is that he didn't tell her what he got up to - and that obviously includes messing around with another girl. THAT she DOES have a right to be upset about.
moogiex9 6
It's an English slang term for 'drinking binge'.
snafu63 0
why is everyone assuming he cheated? maybe he just got really drunk and acted like an ass.
Cinn_fml 23
It's because the OP said "and what he got up to with my best friend" that implies there's something untoward going on between them... But like you said, it might not have been as bad as people are assuming.
gotbiscuits 0
41, what's the point of putting asterisks instead of letters?
ccc567 0
tht sucks for u to find out from facebook :(
YoungBanks 3
^ Haha YES your comment made my day.
YoungBanks 3
^ #57
lolmments 0
Bender? I hardly know her!
docscientist 10
41 - why do you even bother censoring dick and balls? Makes you look like a tool more than anything.
doc_j 0
because comments with less salty launguage that i have posted have been taken off but i guess dick and balls are good to go