Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
Why is it that if a man has sympathy for a womans situation it's assumed that he's trying to pick up a chick?
reaver24 0
look at it this way... when in doubt, Facebook, cus there's no such thing as secrets there...
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Comments (127)
MysticMint 0
It can't be all that bad if they made it public of Facebook … I don't blame you for being upset though. I think it may be time to change your relationship status to "single" and a new best friend.
Livinia 11
What idiots. I think you need to reconsider who your best friend is. Also, talk to your boyfriend about it.
CitrusGirl 0
Why is it that if a man has sympathy for a womans situation it's assumed that he's trying to pick up a chick?
randomlove101 0
i think that u should say somethong to him and dependin on what he says decide if ur relationship status should be single instead im sorry this happened to u
WithaKay 4
Unless he slept with him/her (never said) why is it a problem? If they're friends too they should be aloud to hang out without having to inform you shouldn't they? Unless the pictures showed them in some way betraying you I don't know why that would be bad either.
IbanezSprinter 0
I'm assuming he cheated because she said the pictures say it all. But even if they didn't or if they were just friends, staying out all night with a girl friend when you are in a relationship isn't a good idea.
Cinn_fml 23
It's not necessarily a bad idea, it just gets suspicious when they don't mention it to their partner. Unless they're one of those over-jealous, über-suspicious partners, in which case if you want the relationship to work you wouldn't even consider it.
lilypotter56 12
yeah. I would assume he did cheat on her because pics showing them hanging out wouldn't be worth an fml...
Mylesv420 0
I wanna see the pics
64ponygirl 1
whats a bender
Person1233 13
Refer to your picture for more information.
SofaKingFast 0
it's a cartoon robot on the show Futurama
DocBastard 40
A kitchen appliance you can put stuff in and mix up and chop and purée and stuff.
QueenSaru 28
Dammit... now I really want a milkshake. ;_;
ohSNAPyall 27
40 - or username..? I think it's sweet that Bambi is asking.
Carpy 8
cause most on here are dumbass horny 14 year olds that can't get any because they're too immature.
doc_j 0
cause he sounds like a tool. its her boyfriend she doesnt own him he could go on a bender if he wants and should without catchin crap from her. grow a di*k bro and dont forget to to bring ur ba**s with u next time u go see her
QueenSaru 28
Wait... your boyfriend, who is an autonomous person, went out in public without you, and with a mutual friend, and had the nerve to not give you a detailed account of where he was going, and who he was going with? The nerve of him!! Look, unless he was cheating on you (and you found out via facebook, which sucks) then get go over it. He's your boyfriend, not an extension of you, which means he has every right to go out without telling you where and with whom.
KayleeFrye 39
I agree with #43. If he actually cheated on you, by all means dump him, he's a jerk and not worth your time. If he didn't, get over it. You don't own him, it sounds like you're being one of those clingy, jealous girlfriends.
lilypotter56 12
I'm pretty sure you can assume that he cheated just by the fact that it's an fml
QueenSaru 28
I dunno. I've seen a lot of REALLY dumb FML's that aren't even really remotely FML-ey.
KayleeFrye 39
Possibly, but once again, the OP may be one of those whiny, over dramatic girls who blow everything out of proportion. I knew girls in college who would FLIP the f**k out if they even SAW their boyfriend TALKING to another girl, accusing them of "cheating." Hell, one of my 'best' friends didn't speak to me for weeks because her boyfriend and I went out for ONE drink. (It was my 21st birthday, and he was the only person in our group of friends who was also 21.) We really have no way of knowing in this case, just playing devil's advocate. :)
KayleeFrye 39
And also, if Facebook existed back then, we probably would have put up a few pictures of us at the bar. Does that mean we were cheating?