Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, I was on Facebook looking at pictures of my boyfriend, who was in his friend's wedding this past weekend. He said that none of the girlfriends could come because it would cost too much for the couple. I spent the weekend alone, and all his friend's girlfriends are in the pictures. FML
Today, a couple of days after my boyfriend came on a night out with my friends but made us leave early as he had an early work shift, he's now spent the last two nights out with his friends, late, and all my friends are busy and a bit peeved at us taking off early the other night. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me. In tears, I called my best friend and told him everything. He responded with one or two-word answers throughout, but I felt better all the same. That is, until I heard him begin to take a loud piss half-way through my sentence. FML
Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later, she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML
Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to his house and introduced me to his parents. He also showed me around his bedroom. I think he forgot to remove the dartboard on his wall, taped to which was a swiss-cheesed printout of one of my Facebook photos. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend added his ex on Facebook and Instagram, all within a few days. Lucky me. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
Why is it that if a man has sympathy for a womans situation it's assumed that he's trying to pick up a chick?
reaver24 0
look at it this way... when in doubt, Facebook, cus there's no such thing as secrets there...
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Comments (127)
88sforlife 0
op should post the facebook link for all to see
clickBOOM 0
I had this happen to me. Best part? My scumbag of a boyfriend married my ***** of a "best friend" and now they are going through a divorce and he wants me back. I get enjoyment out of his suffering now. Karma is a Bitch and they will both get theirs. Hold your head up OP you don't need them.
mpetr 5
I'm sorry!
chaleighrae7 4
win(:
msloquita 0
I totally agree with #3. you totally deserve better
BbqKirbyAnn 0
just... wow
ashannmj 1
I hope you dumped that ******** and beat her ass.
bubo_fml 11
Give him a pass, he may not remember anything...Your best friend however...
poprockz96 12
coughcoughASSHOLEcoughcough... Sorry, im a little congested...
Hawaii84 16
What's up with all this awful best friends? Clearly your boyfriend is a douche bag and dump your best friend she is a ho