Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Netherlands
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
arthise
Evansville, United States
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Middleboro, United States
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
badluck
Medicine Hat, Canada
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
mylifesucks
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Anonymous
Evansville, United States
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Username
United States
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
timor
United States
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
undanya__four
Bristol, United Kingdom
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
Top comments
MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
babjak 6
My wife and I got married 17 years ago in Vegas at the little white chapel for 160 bucks. We both never regretted it.
NoLongerExists 11
Your profile says you're 30 years old. You said you've been married for 17 years... What?
bfsd42 20
Yeah babjak. Married at 13 were you? Which is the lie? Your age or your story or both? Either way, you've been caught with your hands down your pants.
sinkmyanchor 0
Congratulations
thats_my_job 11
You said "finally" and then you whine that it wasn't the perfect proposal. You seem very ungrateful. I think it must have been on his mind to do it or he would have scoffed when he saw the groupon. Well congratulations to you both. I hope you figure out if you actually want to get married as the wedding is one day, a marriage is supposed to be for a lifetime.
tammy0312 6
I would have taken that opportunity then and there, it sounds fun! You can always renew your vows and do it differently then. Be adventurous, that is if you wanted to marry him in the first place. If not then scratch what I said and leave him now, no sense in wasting someone else's time.
Mercury03 13
50% off Treasure Island suite. Why are you complaining? He's obviously been thinking of it before now just hasn't had the ability to make it memorable.
bd1012 18
Hey, he wants to spend the rest of his life with you, has a sense of adventure and can save money at the same time. Sounds like a keeper to me ;)
Clarese 0
Groupon doesn't follow through on their deals all the time. Might not be as cheap as he thinks.
loserman67 36
He proposed and he's thrifty. Sounds like a good guy to me, so why are you bitching? If this is how you are going to start out, I pray for the longevity of your relationship. Say yes, go to Vegas and have a fun wedding.
Incogneterpeter 1
Hey weddings are expensive one of my teachers from high school is having me do a bunch of stuff for her daughters wedding because it costs so much
JimmyDevotion 4
How convenient.... And the best part is that he asked YOU first.