Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
idntwannaknow 3
You asked him why he wanted to marry you?
DanielleinDC 34
At least he proposed.
muffinXmonster 12
Better now than never right?
BunBunBabe 8
Maybe he will try to get your pregnant in time for a groupon deal for 50 percent off a delivery suite
token_blackguy 18
He sounds sensible and good with money.
audiophileMom 11
From the word "finally" I figure you WANT to marry him... Shouldn't you be happy? And you know he's not a wasteful dude (it IS only one day in your life and will be topped by your child's first cry, smile, word, step,... anyways). Enjoy married life!
linkinpark98 24
Congrats! :D
morgiepooh24 0
Now u get a cheap boyfriend! Lol
HairyPunisher 27
I think you're missing the point of the FML. Some guys propose to their girlfriends after they discover the financial benefits of having a wife (lower taxes, etc). OP probably envisioned a romantic proposal and a nice wedding. The fact that he proposed SOLELY because he has the opportunity to get married at a discount is the reason she's upset.
shahroni1 3
how cheap your bf n life is !!!