Today, my boyfriend finally proposed. His reason? A Las Vegas wedding came up on Groupon. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Overconfident
Today, my boyfriend of five days proposed to me at the mall. FML
Today, my boyfriend won a diamond engagement ring through a citywide competition. Instead of proposing to me, he's selling it. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me during a funeral. FML
So romantic
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by sending me a Bumper Sticker on Facebook that said "Bitch, let's get married". FML
Today, the guy I've been seeing for a little over a week proposed to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by tossing the ring at me and saying "Here, wear this." FML
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he's prepared to commit to marriage, but only if I buy my own ring and tell everyone he surprised me with it. FML
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MetalxSoldier 26
That doesn't sound good. I heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas. Except herpes... That shit will follow you everywhere.
ryanisexy 5
Thats smart, now you get a diamond ring!
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Comments (107)
Taymah49 7
Be thankful of the proposal
saintsrocksocks 10
Saving money so he could buy you a ring
picturescrazy 24
Why are you bitching?? You're getting married!
jmm23 0
Just to let you know there was one on there for Jared too
Sisi100_fml 1
He liked it and he put a ring on it.
rightspark 7
Hey times are tough, proposing ain't at the right price of course
kb021 18
How very romantic of him. But hey, it could be worse. He could have discovered a cheap way to have a wedding and the financial benefits of being married and decided that despite all that he still didn't want to marry you.
jlperry31 10
Haha love it. Hope those come with a divorce groupon. Those are more expensive than the marriage and don't get pissy Facts are facts most marriages end in divorce. But it's sacred per homophobes
mimerino 9
Haha I saw that groupon!
thedramaqueen73 0
Did you say yes