Today, my boyfriend blocked me from every form of contact. He told my friend that we broke up, but never told me. I still have his clothes in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of three years broke up with me and blocked me everywhere, after I moved to another country to be with him… and then found out he was married. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook. I don't even have Facebook. My friends had to tell me. FML
Today, a day or two after a really close friend of mine offered for me to move in with him, he has me blocked on everything, because he cheated on his girlfriend. FML
Today, I was upset that my boyfriend hasn't called in a while. Turns out, my step-mother blocked his number so he can't call. She never told me and, instead, just let me think he hated me. FML
Today, the guy I've been talking to for two months told me he hooked up with a girl last night, before blocking me on everything. I also was with him last night. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend for cheating on me. I refused his calls, so he texted, not to apologize, but to say I'd "left some clothes in his suitcase"; i.e., he stole some of my clothes. When he didn't get the response from me that he was hoping for, he texted, "I'm wearing your shorts." FML
Today, the guy I've been dating online for the last year and who I'm madly in love with blocked me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
Today, I went out with a friend to a bar. After several Cosmopolitans, I decided to finally call my ex and tell him everything about how I feel, and how I really miss him. In the end, he said that it’s all so sweet and he will call my later. He hasn't called me since then. Instead, I was blocked. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
If he has broken up with you, you have two options: Be nice, and return his clothes, or be spiteful, and set fire to them. Don't rush your decision, though. Bonfires are cool.
Douglas E. Berry 5
Goodwill is always taking donations. Give him 48 hours to get all his stuff out of your place.
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Comments (29)
Emma Marshall 19
Sell them 🤑
nanjiii_fml 26
f****** B*****
Gradask 10
People, destroying some one else stuff is illegal. Yes, you can actually be charged for destroying or selling some one else clothes . I know that Cosmopolitan has given these advice in the past but if is illegal. If you ex burnt your stuff, would it make you feel better, would you tell your friends that said person is a sane and level person? It doesnt help any one. Burning, selling or destroying some ones things makes you look like an insane ex and not like a good person.
boopingsnoot 25
Just box up his clothes and anything else of his, dump in a bottle of glitter, and ask a mutual friend to deliver ex-boyfriend’s things to him.
julfunky 29
OH MY GOD. That’s brilliant.
E.x. Mainey 4
Sounds like he's a childish clown. If he can't even tell you to your face, you're better off without him. you deserve some one who treats you with respect.
Chloe555_fml 27
Time for a Bon Fire, who has the marshmallows...
DanielleinDC 34
Hopefully you don't have anything of yours at his place. Let his friends know that he has a week to pick up his crap or you're selling it/giving it away.
fde2blknimout 18
Are you using them as pillow cases or just sniffing them for a quick euphoric high?
Jay Colclo 4
if you dont want them, throw them away. not your fault hes being a child about it.
IcedSapphire 27
Those are your clothes now.