Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
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DncrHap 9
i feel as though... this is a major hint.
Doortje 30
..and with no presents! Which, in my opinion, is the worst of all :(
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Comments (160)
squirell_AIDS69 0
He's just trying to save money.
bridgette5866 0
Sucks for you OP! Obviously he doesn't want to spend money on you...good thing I have a rich boyfriend who loves buying me stuff!
InfiniteSecret 20
Yet you don't seem happy about it, seeing as you have to brag about it.
ladyyaya 0
I think it's time for you to break up with this guy.
mitchb26 0
that sucks. there sumfin else goin on there. move on girl
wettcherry 0
He wants 2 b "apart", during the most important holidays, that only come around 1nce a yr, including christmas & ur birthday, & u didnt get the message becaaaausee???
tigrouficele2012 44
...Breeanna? Is that you? Cause if not, I have a friend to whom this exact same thing happened. And people wonder why I'm such a misandrist.
Olineo 3
Girls generalize guys... And people wonder why I'm such a misogynist. (See what I did, there?)
PuppiesFTW 5
This is what i thought when i read this fml. If you fall for meeee, I'm not easy to pleease, I might tear you apart, told you from the start. Baby from the start. I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart........ idk why, but i like that song. dadadododattydodoop. ?_?=????
tonyv90 0
He's just a cheap paki. I for instance probably would have spent around 1000 on those 4 special days with my girlfriend. Anniversary is very important, the BF is suppose to get his gf the best present. Christmas is equal to birthdays... then new years has to be ******* magical... So this guy doesn't care about you. If he did money wouldn't matter at all. and he'd still try and get things for you for all these special days. In conclusion he's a complete asshole and you need to tell him to step off and not come back.
benjzlvr 0
time to get a new boyfriend
22cute 17
You need to break it off with this man. I've seen this ploy before. A lot of unscruplous guys will break up briefly like that to avoid major gift giving & bonding occasions. It's because he's only in it for himself & doesn't really care about you. Believe me, it's not you it's him.