Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
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DncrHap 9
i feel as though... this is a major hint.
Doortje 30
..and with no presents! Which, in my opinion, is the worst of all :(
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Comments (160)
jc04 0
trust me, it is a guy+lack of money thing. many do this just to avoid spending.
wombledn 0
your dating a cheap as who is trying to avoid buying you shit you'll never use. just tell him he doesn't have to buy you anything besides birth control and you'll be back together in no time
hosamsr 3
today I told my gd I need to spend some time alone 3 weeks enuogh for me to complete black ops
hansbans11 0
aahahaha that's funny!! if my boy ever said that I'd tell him to shove it bc more than likely wed be playing. that made my night. thanx.
hyn_dreamer 0
same thing just happened to me.
doofinsmurf 0
He just didn't want to buy a crap ton of presents.
samicna 4
loser should be dumped! get the clue now! you deserve it
SteelersBaby3 0
he's cheating
maybaybe 0
quick..dump him before he dumps you.
juke3x3 0
he left your ass so he didn't have to buy u Any thing for x mas and your b say aha smart man
Grand_Cookie 21
he's either an asshole who doesn't want to get you anything or he's spending that time with someone else. either way you don't need someone like him.