Today, my boyfriend decided that he needed some time alone for a few weeks. This break just so happens to include our one year anniversary, Christmas, New Year's, and my birthday. Now I get to spend the next three weeks alone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I went to spend some time with my family. Unbeknownst to me, while I was having quality time with my family, my boyfriend of a year and a half was packing up his belongings and going back to his estranged wife. FML
Today, my girlfriend of almost 3 years told me we needed a break, and that we could try again at the end of the year. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, I celebrated my birthday. By that, I mean I spent most of the day alone in a field, waiting for my boyfriend to have time for me, then we broke up, and I ended up spending the evening crying alone on a beach. FML
Today, my fiancé broke it off with me on our 3-year anniversary at 12:01 a.m. on Thanksgiving morning. Guess who gets to go to family gatherings where everyone will be asking where he is. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend breaking things off with me. He waited until the day after Christmas because he wanted all his presents. And he got me nothing. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me for asking to spend time with him after not seeing him very much in three months, because he doesn’t have time for me and is so stressed out he doesn’t have time for fun. Then he decided he should go to Mexico with the people he works and lives with so they could have fun together. FML
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DncrHap 9
i feel as though... this is a major hint.
Doortje 30
..and with no presents! Which, in my opinion, is the worst of all :(
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Comments (160)
Shinygirlnz 1
He's on his way out, he's trying to get the balls to dump you for real.
doughteeboy 0
he sounds like a loser I'll kept you company.
theten_fml 9
and he gets to spend no money on you.
iHateThisLife 10
watch him... he could be playin ya!
mikomonkey 0
sounds like a money saver
sallen0046 4
And you're actually accepting this? You're going to sit around for three weeks through all the special days of a relationship while he's off doing god knows what and just jump back into the relationship when he declares it's time? You need to break it off with this fool. If you're not smart enough to do it, you deserve to be unhappy with the situation.
oliver86 8
well played boyfriend, well played indeed
Lisa89 3
Well arn't you suppose to spend the holiday season with family and friends instead anyway?
elorenzo_fml 0
Agree with #1. Maybe it's time to move on. :/
jennniferlea 4
Kick that loser to the curb.