Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I was hanging out with my family. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while eating dinner with my family, I found out my boyfriend recorded me screaming while having sex with him on my phone, and set it as my ring tone on high volume. FML
Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend had changed my ringtone to some woman moaning with pleasure continuously. I found this out in the middle of a job interview when she rang me. FML
Today, I was video chatting with my boyfriend, when his doorbell rang. He said it was his friend and that he'd be back soon. He shut off his video feed but forgot to mute his audio. A few minutes later, I heard him and some orgasm-faking girl getting it on in the background. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to change my ringtone to some guy crooning "Thank heaven for little girls" and then call me during today's teacher-parent conference. FML
Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He decided to make gun sound effects as he came. FML
Today, my phone rang just seconds after I left a conference meeting to go use the restroom. It wouldn't have been a problem, except it seems one of my friends thought it would be funny to change my ringtone to a woman having an orgasm. FML
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sarahenity 8
That is amazing
Ludii_fml 0
eww my dad would have a heart attack.
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Comments (142)
Trollz4daLULZ 2
YDI for agreeing to a recording on any medium; it WILL be shared. Don't record ANYTHING unless you want other people to hear and/or see it. YDI for having a cell phone. YDI for fornicating. YDI for having a family.
HappyPickles 11
um, I don't think Op knew BF was recording her...
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Maybe he truly meant to say "you are fault".
HappyPickles 11
You BF sounds insecure, and needing to prop his self-image up. He also has no respect - you don't set people you care about up for that kind of humiliation. That's the same kind of sense of humour that has little boys giggling about showing each other their willy. Q: can you really trust that kind of person with anything that is precious to you?
qjdb 8
that's the best kind of sense of humour to have. :-)
xcanox 9
My friends would literally destroy me socially the first chance they get. Well, they aren't my friends anymore. ;D
Ali_Br_fml 33
Well, I guess you can't say you're not sexually active with your boyfriend. I bet he called her too just 4 kix. lolz. That was funny. New fave. &lol, a white beard with stuffed animals... Santa changed his vehicle!!! tee hee Hee.
prettypink786 7
Lmfaooooooo...
nekonekic 2
Your boyfriend is a hero! An idol! Inspiration to all of us... now.
greatwyt 0
something about this fml makes me want custard
HappyPickles 11
@75 ... with whipped cream, right? :o)
ATLBOI770 0
ima do it to lol
Star16 0
hahahaha, that is Hilarious!! sucks for you though.
victorioustunnel 0
this is the funniest FML I've read in a long while. lmfao