Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
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Top comments
rbubbles 20
Quite a funny boyfriend you have there
CrAzYyEt 8
Haha has he poked it yet?
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Comments (379)
tayza249 20
Is it a popular place?
daylight123 0
if it is u r a hoe
axgirl89 5
Lol awesome
Dakota27_fml 9
That is epic! Lol. That's not an FML, it's hilarious.
Sionnach 10
If you're dumb enough to allow this to continue, you don't get to whine about it. YDI.
spunkler1 1
Priceless!!
sugarbaby9908 20
That is awesome!!! Great idea!!!!
josh28 4
Oh shit! That is funny as as hell. I think that is the funniest FML I have ever read.
idl3mind 0
Good idea.
rezzel 0
genius!!!!!
jakiwi 0
As long as a relative doesn't check in...