Today, my boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for my vagina. Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has checked every girl he has ever slept with for 'vagina teeth'. I'm apparently no exception. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an online blog that he updates every time we have sex. It’s ridiculously detailed, right down to the slight difference in the pink of my vagina and the slightly darker pink of my asshole. He's a dead man when he gets home from work. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML
Today, my boyfriend poked me on Facebook. I got excited because this is as close as he's come to touching me in weeks. FML
Today, I introduced this website to my boyfriend. We laughed at a guy who screamed his sister's name during sex. Guess what he thought would be funny to do when I was seconds from coming? FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend uses a period tracker app to find out when we can fuck. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend has an account on a sex hookup site. He said it has "interesting articles" and that he'd completed his profile and listed his sexual preferences out of boredom. When I told him to sign in and prove he hadn't been messaging girls, he refused and called me paranoid. FML
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Top comments
rbubbles 20
Quite a funny boyfriend you have there
CrAzYyEt 8
Haha has he poked it yet?
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Comments (379)
iknowimawesome 13
Maybe it'll encourage him to check in mote often! Ya never know...
hellogoodbye1996 6
Your stupid..."CDO"
Nyolia 11
Ah the irony of 62's comment.
fuckmrsoftee 0
you are stupid= you're stupid. dont bitch just yet abput someone else being stupid
iknowimawesome 13
62- Yup, you're smart.
sara_saturday 5
does he tag you or add a photo? maybe in the comments you could time his visits.
skinflint 6
that would be informative and potentially hilarious. especially if she noted whether he successfully unclogged the pipes.
maskedman 9
What if he tags his friends in it?
rattusrattus 19
I'm very disturbed by this...
macca1234 1
Are you kidding? This is comedy gold!
rattusrattus 19
Lets just say I'm a very private person. Also, what if he checked in with the wrong ******?
azballa 1
Well then maybe you should fùck off
sarahsrainbow 4
lols that's quite amusing :) he's obviously very creative :)
lidemocr 0
Oh yeah a regular Renaissance man
jadee000 0
Sexy
sporkman 0
"Just checked in the ******, guys! Lol" That would be hilarious if that showed up on my news feed
geekpowerwtf 0
Normally I don't understand why you are checking in everywhere but this one... I can understand why, epic!!
GenaALazer 22
my hero! hæhæ, that is so funny.
dailydreamer 0
I laughed so hard I choked!
vencenso 0
that's what she said
sexykitty18 0
HAHA!!! you poor unfortunate soul, boyfriend FTW