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Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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garage_fml 18

I mean, yeah, it does suck to be dumped, but if he's really asexual there's not much you can do. Sorry, OP.

Being asexual doesn't necessarily mean that you don't want to be in a romantic relationship. It just means that you have no desire to ever have sex. Plenty of asexuals go on to have healthy sexless romantic relationships. Unless he is aromantic as well (he has no desire to have romantic relationships) or he felt that a sexless relationship would be unfair to you it kinda sounds like he was just looking for an excuse

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skittyskatbrat 19

So, no pee pee in the hoo hoo. But yes for lying in the breakup. Sounds like a jerk who is lying, or someone who is so shallow they can't conceive of a relationship that does not involve making the Beast with Two Backs.

That sucks. I'm glad he broke up with you instead of pretending to love you.

I do not think sexuality works that fast..

He can procreate with himself?

Does that mean he wants to reproduce with himself and make exact copies of himself?

I've had that one used on me as a easy way of getting dumped.... luckily her best friend wasn't asexual.

Why'd he dump you? Maybe it was for your sake lol

Damn, I wish I could reproduce without the fusion of gametes.

Being asexual doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. He was being a dick and is just using that as an excuse. He should've said he's aromantic if he wanted a legitimate excuse to break up with you.

AirBusDriver 23

I'd say he can just go **** himself. But then...