Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML
Kinda expected
Today, my boyfriend dumped me after his wife found out about us. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I'm bisexual. He dumped me because apparently now there is "too much competition". FML
Today, my boyfriend lied about having herpes, and used it as an excuse to dump me. FML
Today, my boyfriend's proposal speech somehow ended with him breaking up with me. FML
Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML
Is this dude a puma?
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. Why? Because I became a vegetarian. Apparently, he doesn't believe in "not eating meat." FML
Top comments
garage_fml 18
I mean, yeah, it does suck to be dumped, but if he's really asexual there's not much you can do. Sorry, OP.
stargirl_95 24
Being asexual doesn't necessarily mean that you don't want to be in a romantic relationship. It just means that you have no desire to ever have sex. Plenty of asexuals go on to have healthy sexless romantic relationships. Unless he is aromantic as well (he has no desire to have romantic relationships) or he felt that a sexless relationship would be unfair to you it kinda sounds like he was just looking for an excuse
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (184)
skittyskatbrat 19
So, no pee pee in the hoo hoo. But yes for lying in the breakup. Sounds like a jerk who is lying, or someone who is so shallow they can't conceive of a relationship that does not involve making the Beast with Two Backs.
demonfacee 14
That sucks. I'm glad he broke up with you instead of pretending to love you.
yesmydear 7
I do not think sexuality works that fast..
yzzami 17
He can procreate with himself?
rekkas 16
Does that mean he wants to reproduce with himself and make exact copies of himself?
MilTalentos 7
I've had that one used on me as a easy way of getting dumped.... luckily her best friend wasn't asexual.
feven 32
Why'd he dump you? Maybe it was for your sake lol
AndrewWeschke 9
Damn, I wish I could reproduce without the fusion of gametes.
IndefiniteBeauty 17
Being asexual doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship. He was being a dick and is just using that as an excuse. He should've said he's aromantic if he wanted a legitimate excuse to break up with you.
AirBusDriver 23
I'd say he can just go **** himself. But then...