Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML
Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML
Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, I slipped out my bedroom window at night in an attempt to rebel against my parents. Then I realized that I have no friends and nowhere to go, so I tried to climb back in. I fell, broke my ankle, and laid in the dirt until my parents found me in the morning. FML
Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
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footballfreak65 6
wow wat an idiot bf
mike3775 39
I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly
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Comments (111)
missmaryb 0
You guys deserve each other. You're both idiots. Let's just hope you don't reproduce.
TokerDeviant 0
Wow 35# that's not sexist. I hate feminist bitches -__-
kei1108 13
Wow. that is a incredibly rude. not only your comment, but your picture. there are people out there who were born with disabilities. When you say "Derr that's so retarded!!" it's really disrespectful. You don't know what you're talking about. So don't. don't reply to this either. you're probably just going to call me a retard...
omgstoparguing 10
Well, technically retarded just means slow... the only reason it's "insensitive" is because you assume the person means it in a way that is referring condescendingly to mentally retarded people. In reality, retarded is its own word with several meanings. Mentally retarded people are called "retarded" because they are "slow" mentally.
wtfmylifedude 8
Ah, young love.
jasminea 0
must've been a pretty important text...
Pigpen181 3
I bet that's how your Mom and Dad, hooked up.
_Oblivion_ 12
could have been worse, good thing u landed the way u did cuz u might have hurt urself even more if u landed on ur neck or stuck ur arms out in the landing
kei1108 13
Don't sneak out again. Your parents aren't giving you a place to live just so that you can fall out of it.
FreebirdIII 1
Your boyfriend just happens to bring over his 30 foot ladder. Glad you didn't live on the fourth floor.
flighted 1
yeah, that's super sneaky. wonder how he tip toed around the house with that one.
GoingLesbian 0
LOL win^
OhMeShell 3
It was probably just the first girl that he asked to sneak out of her house finally informing him of her decision to comply.