Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Savra_fml 17
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better
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Comments (195)
mismonroe 0
Sweet one you had there.
profoundkisses 18
Sad case.
askingzack 1
What a bitch
THGforthe2ndtime 7
Damn. Better hurry up and leave your ******* keys on the counter then.
keemster 0
wow...that's not very nice. it's annoying how people are doing everything cyberly now, where everyone can see.
squirrel1215 5
...the irony of this comment is overwhelming.
keemster 0
well it's not like I can say this in real life. and your comment is quite ironic and hypocritical itself.
squirrel1215 5
...how am I being hypocritical? I never said it was wrong to post things online. I was just pointing out the irony. I'm not saying what you said was wrong, I just found it slightly amusing.
construction 7
It's official
_cherrychapstick 6
U should've went to the house took all his clothes burned them and THEN left the key on the counter lol
hawaiianfire 0
27.... Why? How old are you really? 39 I didn't know breaking up is a competition. There is no winning in a break up. Both sides lose, unless of course you are a money grubbing trophy wife/husband who was in it from the start.
fyl9907 0
Facebook is a terrible excuse for a lack of communication skills. What a puss.
silentblack 0
That was messed up. Did u do something wrong
TheDrifter 24
Obviously. If op is such a psychopath that her boyfriend thought it would be safer to leave a bbreakup note on the internet, she has been doing something wrong. Perhaps he has tried breaking up with her creepy, stalker self a half a dozen times, but she didn't get the point until he made it public.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Or, he is a cowardly jerk that feels the OP is not worth the private discussion. I've had plenty of friends who were dumped via text message and it wasn't because they were psychopaths or obsessive, it was because their significant other were cowards and/or fickle bitches/bastards who were dumping them because at that current moment they were flirting their way into someone else's pants.
PeachyJinx 7
That's just ****** up. :/