Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Savra_fml 17
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better
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Comments (195)
katlinnichole 1
Douche! How horrible! I'm soooooo sorry.:(
mrs_cundiff 9
haha this guys is CLASSY
calebmorgan 0
Haha thats funny!!
Battle765 4
Why is everyone on his case for dumping her over the internet. But nobody has said a single word about her complaining about it on the internet.
granolabutt8 7
Uh, because they're two completely different things? This is FML. If you don't want to hear people's complaints, I can't fathom why you'd come in the first place.
kalbrek009 20
119, FB & FML are BOTH on the Internet. You obviously read FML's for a reason (all the horrible goings on, to which you probably get your kicks from & love throwing in your 2 cents/opinions that NOBODY asked you for...lol), but there's just more people on FB than there is FML so it's a larger audience & OP's can't personally block you on here. :)
princessari88 0
I went through a similar situation...
crowland0 0
Lol
Simoneaux17 11
So people are assuming things. Well, I will too. Mabye she cheated on him?!
lakelife 0
Take those embarrassing nude photos I'm sure he sent to your phone and post them on his wall
missalice0306 19
You know it wasn't meant to be if he dumps you on facebook :(
BadSuerte 0
I would've kept the key. Yesss.
AugustBurnsToast 14
Keep the key and when he asks for it back just swallow it haha.