Today, my boyfriend changed his relationship status on Facebook to "Single" and his status to "I'm not kidding, leave your key on the counter." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I logged onto Facebook to find out that my boyfriend is now listed as single. News to me. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years broke up with me. Ten minutes after, he called me asking how to change his relationship status on Facebook. FML
Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML
Today, I woke up without my fiancé in bed next to me, but I assumed he'd gone to work early. I went on Facebook to find that he had posted a break-up post to himself from my account and set my status to single. I then found a note with "Sorry" written on it stuck to the kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend has a Facebook account. He said he didn't have one. Apparently he's not divorced after all. FML
Today, while surfing facebook I noticed someone in my network had recently shifted his relationship status from undeclared to "single." We've been dating exclusively for nine months. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I gave my boyfriend the silent treatment. He put his Facebook status as "When your girlfriend finally shuts up for once". FML
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Savra_fml 17
Chage your relationship to "Single" as well, and then as a status write "The key is on the counter, along with your penis enlargement pills. Going to feel what a real man is like. Your brother says "hi"." FYL though. Better off without a tosser like him.
WaSiSimiLang 8
Lol? Pussy was too cowardly to do it face to face? You deserve better
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Comments (195)
bzofcin12 0
U pry cheated on him that's fking why
THE_A_TEEN 28
...and you probably cheated on your grammar test, that's ******* why...
Blazar420 15
So true #64... so true.
desireev 18
It took me reading this 6 times to understand what "pry" meant.. I was like, "HUH?!?!" Lol
bzofcin12 0
If you want to be a critic about what I have to say then why the hell do you write a response with all this shit about grammar. Really? And guys have a reason for everything we do we love girls untill they decide to do something wrong like she probably did (p.s. There u go #64 I fixed my grammar you happy now?)
Gregsgirl4ever 0
Any reason why its the girl's fault? Wow. Someone is just a teensy bit bitter about chicks. Maybe you need therapy and some remedial English classes, huh?
RoseCrystal 17
You're better off without that coward.
SlightlyUnstable 6
Your boyfriend is an asshole for breaking up like this. Be glad you're getting rid of this idiot.
perdix 31
What a pussy! He deserves to end up like Rufus. I'm not saying that you ought to kill that spineless coward and stuff him, but I do know a taxidermist who will stuff anything, no questions asked ;)
SlightlyUnstable 6
I could maybe use his number...
MsMeiriona 2
Can I get that number?
Jenchixo 1
Yeah he with me now lol
Gregsgirl4ever 0
Classy. No wonder you are hiding your eyes in your lame pic...you are even ashamed of your own ignorance. Lol.
LolCakes111 7
What's up with the men these days, so scared of taking breakups like a man they resort to online/txt breakup...what a shame.
xSorry_fml 10
At least your friends know, now you dont have to find a place to stay.
ascharb 0
you should change yours to something like ''Why do I always end up with the gay guys.." :)
khatyangelz 0
hmmm??? ^
HonestP 0
Let him go ....
linkinpark98 24
Wow, what a douche. You can find someone way better than that guy. :) FYL OP :/