Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML
Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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666midnight 0
I'd do the same! I love dogs :D
dotsdesu 0
how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.
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Comments (174)
zeppelin9000 0
Wow this is not an FML. Friends (dogs are man's best friend, remember?) are for life, girlfriends don't last that long (typically). Quit bitching, grow the **** up, and never post here again.
soccerballs 0
ummm idk if u can be deployed for 3 months. u mean bootcamp and dogs are freakin sweet
polina35 0
whats up with americans and there dogs??
omgnowayhaha 0
"their" not "there"
americanpsychoWI 2
why are you mad? chances are he's been with that dog longer than you, conceded much
eeee93757 0
Yeah, I'd miss my dog more than I would miss a bitch like you who turns stupid little things like this into a a big deal. Nobody cares that you weren't the first hugged, that's why you girls write in diaries; so you can write all your shit for yourself to read because you're the only person who cares. Your boyfriend is in the military and has been/will be a part of the biggest military quagmire ever, when doing his service he could be killed at any given moment, and all you're worried about is that he hugged his dog before he hugged you. Get over yourself.
Lokizzle 0
So you're annoyed about which dog he hugged first or? :P
jeremymg91 0
How is this a big deal?
soohungry 0
That's sweet actually :)
patticake1601 0
.....and you wonder why the dog was greeted before you!!
YungMarlon23 0
if yu mean deployed as in armywise... mayb he lost interest in women wit his "buddies" after 3 months...