Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML
Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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666midnight 0
I'd do the same! I love dogs :D
dotsdesu 0
how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.
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Comments (174)
bigbadnews122 0
My dog is my son I'd do the same. Dont feel bad.
ultravioletlight 0
If you were hurt by it, then you should have just ignored him until he came and greeted you. It's a bit rude if you were standing there and he walked straight past you to get to the dog. He should have greeted the one closest first. Or just get your own dog.
Shyman4ever 0
Dogs r more Important
lastdayinvegas 0
guys are generally more attracted to their dogs becuz they don't act like bitches pun intended :]
damnablefate 0
How long has he had the dog? Longer than he's been with you? I dunno, but if I had been overseas, the longer the relationship, the earlier the hug. Mom, dad, brother, cat 1, cat 2, best friend, friend, friend, friend, goldfish, cat 3. That's how it'd go.
56578 0
I love my dog, but I always greet the people I love first. Sorry OP, maybe he's trying to send you a hint?
Astraea 0
fyl really :/ after reading this, im one more time thankful that i have a bf who, without thinking, could give up all his family and all he has just for me.
howtohatelife101 0
mans best friend bitchhhhh get over it hahahahaha =DD
rachowap 0
wow, that sucks. im sorry
jeff0892 0
-SIgh- I feel ya. Summers ending soon and my girlfriend chose to stay at home with her dog rather than come over to my house >_>;;