Today, my boyfriend came home from being deployed for the past 3 months. As soon as he gets out of the car, he walks right past me and goes to hug his dog. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend got done with Marine combat training. The first thing he asked for weren't pictures of me but pictures of his car. Missed you too babe. FML
Today, I walked into my apartment happy to see my dog. Instead of running to greet me, he ran straight past me to jump into the arms of my roommate, who had just walked in behind me. He wagged his tail like crazy while I stood there, rejected. FML
Today, my fiancé left for a 6-month deployment overseas. I waved him away, came back inside alone, and cried. I know this is what I signed up for, but the cat could've shown more sympathy than staring at me and walking away. FML
Today, after patiently waiting to see my boyfriend for a month because he was overseas, I excitedly went to the airport to finally pick him up, only for him to walk straight past me to greet his friends. He didn't even bring back anything for me, but brought back a suitcase full of goodies for his friends. FML
Today, I came home from a two-week overseas business trip. My wife was at work, but she came home for lunch. When she came in, she brushed right past me to hug and talk to her dog. When I mentioned it, she said, "But I haven't seen him all day!" FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend's dog is more excited to see me than he is. FML
Today, I got back from a six month deployment overseas. My girlfriend of three years couldn't pick me up from the airport because she had an intramural softball game to go to. FML
Today, for the third time, my boyfriend called his dog by my name. FML
Today, after months of planning the perfect night with my brother, who was coming home for two weeks from the military, he cancelled because he "missed his dog". FML
Today, my boyfriend returned from a 2-month internship in New York. As I saw him exit the plane, I imagined him running to me and kissing/spinning me around passionately like in movies. He got closer and closer, and as I opened my arms to embrace him, he runs past me saying, "BRB, I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT." FML
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666midnight 0
I'd do the same! I love dogs :D
dotsdesu 0
how is that a FML. there's alot more about life to complain **** about.
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Comments (174)
ktho522 0
What, you think you're more important than his dog and deserve the first hug? I hate people that look down at animals and say things like "it's JUST a dog." Dogs are a mans best friend; I would've hugged my dog first too.
magic_raisinets 0
the dog must be prettier.
judecamberos 0
Im guessing he calls you and sends you letters, you cant exactly do that to a dog.
mrlucky4444 0
Dogs are mans best friend
Taned 0
I would do the same with my dog. doesn't mean anything don't worry
jessfershozzle 0
Funny. I just got back from a long trip and the first thing i did was go see my dog. My dog walked right past me and went to my friend...
lovestinks456 0
He probaly skypeded you and called you. you can't do that to a dog
simplyapril 4
NOT FIRST!! -- see how lame that is... anyway op, id do the same thing because a human can wait, dogs needs have to be taken care of right than and there...
SimonJaxx11 0
mans best friend
breathemein 10
Sounds like my dad. FML