Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
Top comments
afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
guitarhitman18 4
ahahhaahah!!!!!
jrod5580_fml 0
razors are you friend!
adfdg5 0
at least not ganja beans
stro88 6
sounds appetizing.
jtrazor 3
you must need to shave.
josh55 1
your gross for letting yourself be not fresh for so long Shave it chewey hahaha
Petunia888 13
YDI for not keeping Chewy well-groomed, if not completely clean-shaven.
zacharydaniel 0
that would be funny...if it was true
sCabuby 0
well ur can't exactly call
sergiosotomayor 0
I found more disturbing that you actually know how to write chewbacca