Today, my boyfriend called my vagina "Chewbacca". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
WAURGH
Today, my boyfriend of 3 months and I finally had sex. He sounds like Chewbacca when he comes. FML
Today, I found out that since I stopped shaving my legs, my boyfriend and his friends have started referring to me as a Wookiee. FML
Today, a kid looked at me, screamed, then ran away yelling "Chewbacca!" FML
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to an ewok from Star Wars. She says it's short, stubby, and fuzzy. Now she sings the Star Wars theme when we hang out. FML
The Force
Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic moment when I made a Star Wars reference. I don't know what's worse, the fact that I said it or the fact that he seemed more turned on by it. FML
Star Wars brain
Today, after sex, my boyfriend and I lay in bed for a couple of hours just chatting. This would have been lovely. However, his topic of choice for post-coital pillow talk was his theory about how Chewbacca is secretly the leader of the Rebel Alliance. It actually made sense. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML
Let me Slytherin
Today, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to speak Parseltongue to my vagina to "prepare the Chamber of Secrets for entry". FML
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afdude87 6
shave, for the love of god
cathylee22 4
Why does it make a funny arrrrrgggggg noise or are you just wicked hairy?
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Comments (448)
Misumi09 0
LMAO !! Then mayb you should do sumthin bout ur hairy ****** . Cx
jmcwuzup 7
*chewbacca noise*
lelizabeth94 0
classic.
johnnie254 7
why don't women shave??? neva understood that
Sweety93 0
Because half of them are lazy as hell or ugly so they don't get laid often haha its not hard to keep yourself shaved and cleaned and guys like it way better. Get some hedge clippers. I wouldn't of even said that on FML haha.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Hey douche, it's not just a matter of being lazy and/or ugly. Some people don't shave because *gasp* they don't want to! Others don't shave because *double gasp* they prefer hair there. There are many reasons other than the two you just listed. For the record, I am a woman who shaves. But that doesn't mean I don't understand why people choose not to. It's wouldn't have*, by the way. Finally, there are a lot of guys who prefer hair on their women. So, that blows your final argument out of the water. "All guys prefer a shaven woman..."? (not a direct quote, obviously) ...Please.
izzybd 20
Shave, or at least trim Not many guys like to be chewing on a forest , no offense
wrestling08 0
hey gayboii it's not a vigina because it has hair thus making it a chewbacca as he has said
baseball6917 8
shave that shit!!
bigwill722 0
tame the beast lol.
J32Legend 0
Now thats what u call a fur burger
westsidemoneylov 0
lol u gotta make that shit pretty down there it's a sanctuary not a forest