Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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ShokuMasterLord 0
Wow, god DAMN. I really pity ANYONE who dates an otaku. From alabama, no less!
repteo90 0
but you know what an otaku is and used it in everyday conversation. worse for you.
ElMundio87 0
I've dated an otaku. Never again!
mobius8 0
I'd say F his life, but at least he now has a chance to get out before it's too late.
sbarre1 0
Wow... Does he live under a rock? How could you completely miss the Sailor Moon phenomenon. O_o
CanadianNarwhal 13
I know, what the hell right! Sailor Moon is fantastic.
sbarre1 0
Psychotic... Lawls
amv_22 0
Nerrrrd.
starflake 3
Okay, I had the exact same situation with my boyfriend. Told him I wanted all the Sailor Moon's on DVD. He didn't know what it was. But I didn't ******* dump him you child!
krazygirl100 9
u should have
ddrluna 2
Holy shit, this gal is bat shit insane. He deserves so much better.
EmilyMarie 0
Oh dear lord. **** his life for having to put up with you.
Person_Man 0
wow, when i read the first sentence, i thought this was going to end with the story that the bf doesnt like your hobbies, so he breaks up with you. but youre a f***ing bitch! WHY would you break up with him for that, and WHY would you think this is not a YDI
cherrystarkiss 0
good one, i'd do the same.