Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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silvermoonstar3 3
Sailor Moon is AWESOME, however, I would *NEVER* even let the thought of breaking up with someone cross my mind over a television show. Chibi Usa FTW!
Verenek 0
rofl #8
Silentium_fml 0
The sad part of this is, I would be fairly pissed myself. FML (And you sure as hell better make the senshi outfit correctly, on a side note.)
rxxk 0
NAN DE YANEN?!?
CB_VeNoM 0
I know who Sailor Mars is. I'll go with you to the Con. Always wanted to go. Lol.
Jari 0
No, it's not childish to like a show. Or anything for that matter - I still play Pokemon games, for example. Yes, it's childish to want to break up with your boyfriend because he doesn't know what it is. Grow up.
maxson_fml 0
This post here makes the most rational sense out of all the posts on this page.
medical 0
this has to be a joke. No one that into anime can get a boyfriend. YDI.
iamangelcat 0
how would you know? A lot of people who like anime have awsome relationships with people who don't.
Prawn_fml 2
You might want to take a step back and look over your priorities, if a show is more important to you than a relationship. Just sayin'.
handyphil 0
Anime is retarded. Stop pretending to be someone else and get your own life together. Fhislife for having a loser make believe GF like you.
greeneye_fml 12
#109 STFU. Amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over their dislike of anime. Don't blame you for getting mad. I'm a anime con-goer too, but I don't mind explaining a character. I'd only want to break up if they bashed the idea.
greeneye_fml 12
#109 s t f u. Amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over their dislike of anime.
greeneye_fml 12
#109 shut the hell up. Amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over their dislike of anime. Don't blame you for getting mad. I'm a anime con-goer too, but I don't mind explaining a character. I'd only want to break up if they bashed the idea.
greeneye_fml 12
#109 shut the **** up. Amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over their dislike of anime. Don't blame you for getting mad. I'm a anime con goer too, but I don't mind explaining a character. I'd only want to break up if they bashed the idea. Learn the difference between anime and cartoons, tools.
ihatestupidppl 0
Really? FOUR replies were necessary?
dcstream 0
Man, for someone who preaches not getting their panties in a bunch, it sure seems like he struck a nerve to get 4 replies from a butthurt Otaku.
lifeislife_fml 0
LMAO! Did you attempt to edit the comment four times and failed or what? And you sure "got your panties in a bunch" xD
UncleverName_FYL 0
lmao, i guess #109 should really "STFU, s t f u, shut the hell up, shut the **** up" because its amazing how many people get their panties in a bunch over their dislike of anime. XD
rocker8877 0
Umm... Idk how to respond