Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I'm real!
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Dodging a bullet
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Grow up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Joker brain
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Red flag
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Treat yourself
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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mylittlecrow 0
Are you even old enough to have a boyfriend? wow... O.o
Alexgoesfml 3
First it was Sailor Mars, then it was Sailor Moon. Make up your mind woman!
ihatestupidppl 0
She doesn't have to "make up her mind". She wanted to go as Sailor Mars, a character. Her boyfriend didn't know what Sailor Moon, the WHOLE SHOW, was. Either way she's a tool, but her sentence was correct.
TamaraCamera 0
you know of Sailor Moon, omg cool, I use to watch it when I was little I still watch it on youtube, Sailor Venus is my fave scout, and cool that you like Sailor Mars. hi btw, never thought I meet a SM fan on fml this is so cool, hopefully you don't think I'm weird cuz some random person replied to you. lol
shortypie 3
wow youre a freakin idiot too. "omg im making a friend on fmylife bcuz she likes the same cartoon omg" chances are she wont even read your gay little message. and yeah you are weird...
regalarius 0
Sailor Mercury is the best one! Cute short hair, nerdy, AND she could kick my ass at video games.
iamangelcat 0
you, 101, are a bitch for saying that. =3
_DeadPixels_ 0
I love anime and stuff, and fortunately I know quite a few people with the same interests... why not try to introduce your boyfriend to anime? I mean, dumping him for that is pretty harsh...
marykate22 0
I WHATCHED THT SHOW WHEN I WAS 7... WOW U LOSER
dacotahdear 0
I READ UR MESSAGE AND ALMOST PUKED, WOW UR A LOSER. no seriously, learn how to spell, please.
Rakshasa23 0
just tell him that you can make the costume look really sexy :-)
ltkrich 0
Your a ****, an extra special one and I hope you post an fml tomorrow about how he ****** every girl in you life, from your mom to the fat friend in your group
aphrodita 0
Christ. It's not like he said "Ooh, you like anime, that's so stupid", he just hadn't heard of this specific character. Grow up, your boyfriend doesn't have to be identical to you and know exactly every single thing you know and like it all, too. How would you feel if your boyfriend said "What? You don't know what a Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 is?! That's it, we're over!" ... or with whatever it is he's interested in?
ptica 0
Very bad
Leaveittosteven 0
I know who Sailor Mars is But you're still a pathetic fool