Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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riii 0
He should break up with you for even considering going to one of those things let alone dressing up too...
iamangelcat 0
Are you kidding me? Now you're just acting like a jerk for putting down what she likes. So you don't like it, doesn't mean everyone else has to hate it too.
Fateless_Fighter 0
Exactly. People don't get that, they have there intrsests, and others have theres. Just becuase some people enjoy other things that you hate, dosn't mean you should hate on them. . . . God, society is just getting fo F-ed up
Arcterion 0
Break up with someone over Sailor Moon? My god, you're a shallow ****. The dude is much better off without you, as goes for everyone else. YDI
queenmab09 0
Am I the only person who finds this really funny? Have a sense of humor guys! It's not like she actually broke up with him... And if he's never heard of Sailor Moon then show it to him!
plethora 3
Mars is my favourite. But you're still a ******* idiot.
drinkupgorgeous 0
HAHA WIN.
xNephilim 19
My favorite was sailor moon... I got the magazine every month as a kid and they had a tutorial for making a costume once. :) Depending on which magazine you picked up, they had the little tie thingies and all that in different colors, according to whichever one it was. I wanted to be Sailor Moon, but ended up going as Sailor Jupiter. It was still awesome.
zitromd 0
That's pretty damn sad. For his sake, grow up.
LesYeuxDeDario 0
The only good reason for breaking up anyways is if your other half don't know/like the Beatles. that's the only legitimate reason.
deliapearl 0
These are the kind of things you need to find out about someone before you start dating.
smartsportsbabe 0
14 that was good...and y sailor mars when I was in pre-k when I watched that show and yea?kinda yanno old show old person kid show I'm thinking bf ranks over a show
iLIAMMM 0
Sailor mars > sailor everything.
shnibz101 0
........................YDI.................