Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend of five years gave me the silent treatment, refusing to talk to me or do anything more than glare at me during the entire three-hour drive we took this morning. Why? Because I slept with his best friend. In his dream last night. FML
Today, I met my boyfriend’s female friend. We all went out to dinner, he paid for her meal instead of mine, asked me why I’m not a redhead like her, and when he dropped her off at her house, spent the entire hour car ride talking about how perfect she is. He still has no idea why I’m upset with him. FML
Today, I went to my (now ex) boyfriend’s step-uncle’s wedding. He got absolutely wasted and kept talking about marrying me in front of his mom and step-dad, but was listing off who he would and wouldn’t invite, all in front of the people he wouldn’t invite. FML
Today, I discovered that I sometimes talk in my sleep. After spending an amazing, perfectly romantic night with my boyfriend, I woke up to him telling me to leave. I have no idea what I could have said. He still won't talk to me. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to my step-sister's wedding. He knew more people there than I did, including 3 bridesmaids he used to sleep with. FML
Today, I discovered my fiancé has been telling everyone else we are just friends, yet last night he wanted me to go with him to pick up my engagement ring. I'm supposing the wedding will be a surprise to everyone. FML
Today, my boyfriend was cold and distant with me, after holding me the day before and telling me to my face we were OK and that he wasn’t upset anymore. I tried to give him space originally but he insisted he didn’t need it. Now I just feel stupid. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a year went to a wedding. He didn't invite me, he took his ex instead. I saw it all on Instagram. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend on the phone to his brother saying that he didn’t know what it was, but he felt like he’d had a really good weekend, and he was feeling much less stressed. I’ve been giving him the silent treatment since we argued Friday morning. Guess I know why he had a good weekend. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
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sarsuela 29
If he doesn't realize what he did wrong he won't figure it out. Tell him why you are upset. See how he reacts and then decide your next action.
poopface82 25
Give him the silent treatment for going nuts over another girl. Dump him for being dumber than whale shit. I have the social skills of a hermit crab and I thought it was obvious. No idea what’s wrong with that jagoff.
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poopface82 25
Give him the silent treatment for going nuts over another girl. Dump him for being dumber than whale shit. I have the social skills of a hermit crab and I thought it was obvious. No idea what’s wrong with that jagoff.
randomnobody0622 6
please dump him. this pain will eat u up later on in life if u stick it out trust i been there amd waisted my life
sarsuela 29
If he doesn't realize what he did wrong he won't figure it out. Tell him why you are upset. See how he reacts and then decide your next action.
Thaylok 17
Then Tell Him. Guys are not mind readers and don't pick up on clues very well. If you want it to get better, then tell him.
RichardPencil 32
Now he'll have more time and motivation to pursue this other girl. Great strategy!
Shzusuziq11 12
if this friend encouraged him in and way, dump her also. (I had a "friend" like that
JackWood 21
If he doesn't figure it out and you don't dump him this is what your future holds at every family event.
Brightside86 31
Just because you're in a relationship doesn't diminish anyone else's beauty. Get over your insecurity issues and talk to your bf like an adult.
jobekka 20
being in a relationship does entitles you to having them be nice to you, and not hit on other people.
bobsanction 18
That's because the silent treatment is stupid and you're stupid for using it. Communicate like a grown ass adult.