Today, my boyfriend called me and I told him about the AnimeCon I'm attending, and that I wanted to go as Sailor Mars, he told me he had no idea what that was. After being mad for about ten minutes, I realized that I wanted to break up with him over not knowing what Sailor Moon was. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
I'm real!
Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his parents and siblings for the first time. Their first reaction was, "Oh? You're her? All this time we thought you're some cartoon character from yet another lousy anime he keeps babbling about." FML
Dodging a bullet
Today, at a Con, I saw a girl in an impressive cosplay of a character from one of my favorite video games. I complimented her on her costume and got a picture with her. Later, my girlfriend called me a cheating creep and broke up with me. FML
Grow up
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently I need to "grow up". He's the one who excessively plays Call of Duty and still has Pokémon and Bionicles in his room. FML
Joker brain
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies, and as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't see why I should know more, because I'm a girl, and "girls aren't supposed to know about superheroes." FML
Red flag
Today, I went to a wedding with my boyfriend. He became moonstruck with one my friends and said she looked sexy in her dress. The whole night, I was nonexistent to him. He’s now confused as to why I’m giving him the silent treatment. He literally has no clue. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up because we got into a fight over what color that confusing black and blue and white and gold dress was. FML
Say it ain't so, please
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML
Harry Potter and the Tree of Nothing
Today, my boyfriend and I had the worst fight of our relationship, and I’m not sure we’re going to make it. Why? Because out of all his hobbies and interests that I’ve happily joined in on, I said I had no interest in Harry Potter. FML
Treat yourself
Today, I told my husband we could have a "him" day, visit the comic book and games stores, then watch anime. He refused to believe I was genuine, and asked what bad thing I did that I was trying to make up for. We ended up not doing any of it because he thinks I can’t be nice to him without a motive. FML
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redbluegreen 41
How old are you? Ten? You don't break up with someone for that kind of reason.
iKaite 0
Lol, you should turn up at his house dressed like her... I'm sure he will be delighted :)
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Lil_Ms_Trble 0
creepy
supasqueak 0
I would too, **** him for not knowing quality anime.........haha thats an FML for me too. Jk
RainbowsN 0
Does anyone even watch Sailor Moon anymore? I last watched it when I was 10 and I'm going to be 19 soon.
McLaughlane 0
aw, I remember that show. I used to watch it when I was a kid all the time. But still, ydi. that's pretty sad. Not sad that you like it, but it's a pretty stupid reason to want to dump someone :P
FML_Add1cT 0
Wtf is that?
Caael 0
You shouldn't be allowed to interract with people in general.
fixxxer_fml 0
What a joke. Yeah, I hope you did break up with him. He deserves better than you! YDI
GabriLee 0
I love Sailor Moon. I've seen every episode. I understand getting a little upset because if you're going to an AnimeCon for it, you obviously really like Sailor Moon as well. A boyfriend should at least have heard you speak of it before enough to know what you're talking about. And I don't think you're a bitch for 'wanting to break up with him', because due to the fact that you posted it on FML, you obviously realized you were being silly. You only suck if you actually went through with it, but I'm guessing you didn't because if you had it would be "I realized I broke up with my boyfriend over Sailor Moon. FML"
shortypie 3
what the **** is animecon?
GabriLee 0
I've never been to one, but they are big conventions that people go to dressed as their favorite anime characters. My ex has been to a couple. I agree with #5, go to your boyfriend's house in her sailor scout outfit and he'll always remember who she is then :P Sailor Jupiter is so much better though. Just saying.
regalarius 0
Yeah, I agree, this posting wasn't "Ha ha, I'm a bitch, I break up with people over anime," but "I realized I was being unreasonable and am going to work on that." Good for you, OP!
monkeyman8100 0
I hate anime.
monkeyman8100 0
no one should have heard of Sailor Moon. obviously it sucks.
krazygirl100 9
have you evr watched it ass its the best