Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
raininginseattle 9
You selfish bitch. How can he motorboat you now?
150493x 29
You're better off without. A real boyfriend should be supportive. Hope everything goes okay for you, OP. Good luck.
perdix 31
Much-needed? What udder nonsense! You obviously attracted him with your nice, big *******, now you want to pull the ol' bait-and-switch. Anyways, after you get chopped down, you'll appeal to a whole, new demographic.
1jordan1 11
And that response is exactly why you don't have a girlfriend.... At least not one with any shred of self respect.
dogpfcorn 11
Perdix just got ownd! Good job ^
perdix 31
Ouch! I am humbled by this one-two punch of brilliant comments. LOL . . . YOLO!
Xalandra 17
Because a woman's ability to be attractive is the only thing important... not the woman's over all health...
RedPillSucks 33
@1jordan1 you must be new here. Perdix comments are nearly never serious and always tounge planted firmly in cheek.
j_729 18
82. Remove the stick from your ass and learn to take a joke.
1jordan1 11
Who's to say my response wasn't a joke as well?
1jordan1 11
I come here pretty often, just don't comment that much. But thanks, that's good to know. I figured it was just some kid begging for attention.
1jordan1 11
That was for #136
1jordan1 11
And the second one was for redpillsucks
Croco83 7
Sorry to hear about your break-up OP, but I personally think that big breasts are overrated. If he really loved you, then he would love every aspect of you and not just your ****. You'll be better off without him, hon.
buckdharma 38
Congratulations! You're getting rid of a large mass that was probably just weighing you down and you're having breast reduction surgery as well.
zashii 2
It was the best choice I ever made to have mine reduced. Congrats, and you will find a better man.
Dcm210 19
Well now you know he's an douch bag.
Gbejcaj 6
Had to done...do it! The new littler boobies are great!
caver 12
I'll date you
FireFlie07 20
Don't let him get to you. The procedure is worth it. I had it three years ago - no regrets. If he's that shallow, you can do much better.