Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 5 years dumped me, after he intentionally made me fat so that I wouldn't leave him. FML
Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
Inked0803 12
Girl **** him do you
misspulkadot24 17
Yoda are you?
NeighSoulSister 6
61- I'm sure she already did given that the FML says her boyfriend dumped her.
RedPillSucks 33
I think #13 translates to "**** him, do you" meaning Ignore the asshat boyfriend and take care of your self. At least that's what google translate says.
KushCrushin89 10
I agree 128. Punctuation saves lives. "Let's eat grandma." vs. "Let's eat, grandma."
That_Wolf_Gurl 8
Ohhhh goodness
gracehi 33
Boob voyage!
JessicaZado 11
You're better off without him if he's breaking up with you for reasons like that. You can find someone better, OP!
tsent8 15
Should have responded with, "You could use the operation too."
misspulkadot24 17
"That makes one of us with a large endowment issue."
spluver0005 17
I know it sucks now, but if he's gonna treat you like that it's probably a good thing he's gone
kellyem2 20
I hate people like that. They have no idea what it's like to deal with the pain that comes with having large breasts. From one busty girl to another, good luck with your journey. You'll be on to greener pastures soon. :)
ash1rose 11
Here here! If mine don't get smaller from weight loss I'm definitely considering the surgery route.
Gargoyl 10
Hear, hear*
ShakeDisPlace 10
OP, you should of bust him in the mouth when he did that.
why_teh_hell 25
*should have*, not of. Sorry, it bugs me seeing how many people do this .-.
paradoxparadise 11
What a boob. He should really be ashamed of himself; your needs should never be abreast with his wants. I wish you the breast of luck OP.
j_729 18
You went a little too far 29
Sir_drink_alot 20
"much-needed breast reduction" the words make sense individually, but string them together and it's just gibberish, are you going to get bigger breasts? Do you need advice about size? You said something about your boyfriend....
anniemeece 23
Bummer! My boyfriend frequently tells me how much he enjoys my large breasts, but also tells me that if I ever feel the need to get a reduction, he'll support me.
perdix 31
#38, I'll bet he'd rather buy you bras that support you :) (Yet another commenter who claims to have big breasts, yet doesn't have a profile pic to support ;) the claim.)
anniemeece 23
Bras that support me are expensive! And has it occurred to you that maybe I specifically have such a profile picture to avoid comments on my physical appearance? Not that it's a bad appearance or anything, but FMLers can get so.. catty.
perdix 31
#117, and he should be happy to buy you those expensive bras! And, yes, it did. But, by not giving the catty FMLers a chance to pick on you, you are also punishing the dirty, old men, and is that fair?
ptoka 20
I don't know perdix... That's one voluptuous strawberry pic
anniemeece 23
Why thank you, ptoka. ;D
KushCrushin89 10
I agree perdix! You should never punish the majority for the sins of the minority :)