Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend has spent weeks trying to get me to cancel my breast reduction surgery, for selfish reasons obviously, even though he knows how bad my spinal problems are getting. I don’t want a hunched back in my thirties, but all he cares about is his sex life. FML
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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, I proudly informed my boyfriend that I am now a size 4, down from an 18, after months of dieting and exercising after he told me he would like me to be a size 6. He broke up with me for "not listening to what he wanted" and "being an overachiever". FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I wanted him to be a little more masculine and dominant in the bedroom. He broke up with me because I'm not "feminist enough". FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I was selfish for "choosing" to start my period on his day off from work. FML
Today, my doctor told me I should consider a breast reduction. I'm a man. FML
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Top comments
Pwn17 25
I guess he isn't looking out for your breast interests.
DocBastard 40
Good riddance. Leave the idiot be. You're much better off without ... Wait, REDUCTION?? Why would you do such a thing? WHY? NOOOOOO!!
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Comments (242)
horneyhic 15
What?? That is like slapping God in the face
brewmasterg 34
Why don't you try walking around with two huge bags of flesh on your chest that can cause you incredible amounts of unnecessary back pain and then tell us about how it's still 'like slapping god I'm the face'.
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
@62, It's a movie reference, chill.
horneyhic 15
A) go watch Superbad B) complaining to me about back pain is like complaining to Jesus about sacrifices my back has been ruined for 7 years now to the point were I'm not sure how much longer I can stay in my career much longer
squideth 18
109 so? This fml isn't about you, is it? And sorry, just because you have back pain doesn't mean that other people aren't allowed to complain about their own back pain, and then take preventative measures to reduce said back pain.
MzZombicidal 36
#109, did you really just compare yourself to Jesus?
sunnyray812 42
If he wants you only for the boobs, it's time to find a more respectful man.
firerosearien 4
Your body, your choice. Better of without him, OP.
nunnsii92 9
Wait until after you have kids!! I need it to but if you do it before having kids you won't be able to feed them
brewmasterg 34
Did you stop to think that this is a decision OP has made by herself? She's evidently old enough to make her own decisions. Maybe she doesn't want kids? Maybe she's comfortable with formula feeding her potential children? Maybe OP already has kids and doesn't wish to have any more? One of the first things your surgeon does in your appointments before surgery is warn you of all the risks associated with the procedure. Evidently OP feels that the positives outweigh the negatives and that is a decision only she can make, not strangers on the internet.
FireFlie07 20
I've had breast reduction. There is a possibility that you cannot but if your surgeon is good then you should still be able to. It depends on healing. This is a persons individual decision. Until you've been there, you shouldn't judge.
ThatsABitch 4
I had a reduction and don't regret it for a moment!! I had it done in-between my two children. I experienced breast feeding before and after surgery. It was much easier to nurse after the surgery!! No problems here. BTW, it has now been 15 years since I had it done. Still so glad I did it. So much more comfortable and definitely much sexier!! Best of luck to you.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Screw him...if you feel it is what's best for you then do it. I had one in 1995 and it was the best thing I ever did. I'd do it again if I had it to do over again. When you are older your man then will appreciate the fact that they aren't sagging down to your knees.
ulissey_fml 22
He loses. You wean.
do27sah 3
Honey, I've gone through the same problem. I haven't gotten the surgery yet, because my back is completely fine and the girls are really fun to have around ;), but I've had my fair share of losers get butthurt over what I want to do to my own body. You just have to realize that, hey! It's your body! If your girls are too troublesome and are giving you too many problems, get them taken off. Do whatever you want with your body. You're beautiful, no matter what, and don't let any manchild try to tell you any differently.
addioty 19
I think OP's (now ex) boyfriend took care of that.
eternal_malaise 10
Inflatable breast implants do exist but I'm not sure if they are adjustable on demand.
Sweetpea22 14
You know what breast reduction is right? It means getting them smaller, not getting breast implants to make them bigger
BreathlessInk 15
You're better off without him. Anyone who feels the need to tell you what you can and can't do with your body even when it's vital to your health is not someone you want to be with.