Today, my little sister is having a friend spend the night. Our rooms are right next to one another and the walls are thin. We are now entering the fourth hour of a singing contest so off-key that it should be illegal. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I let my little sister sleep in my room because she had a nightmare. She is currently snoring like an overweight 40 year-old man with a cold. FML
Today, I was singing my heart out in the shower, convinced I was alone. Turns out my roommate had friends over, and they could hear everything through the bathroom vent. Now, they keep requesting encore performances of my renditions of songs by The Smiths. FML
Today, I was informed by my next door neighbor that they heard me singing in the shower last night. I laughed and she told me that the family gathers in their upstairs room closest to my bathroom window to guess which song I'm singing. Every night. FML
Today, the people living below me have been blasting their music so loudly that I can hear every word as clear as day. The people next door think it's my music and feel the need to bang on the wall and blast their music just as loudly in revenge. I have two very important exams tomorrow. FML
Today, I was singing horribly in the shower. Without me knowing, my sister recorded my singing and set it as my ringtone. My phone rang in class and everyone heard it. My new nickname is American Idol. FML
Today, my sister had a friend for a sleepover. They filmed a video in which the friend was lying in my bed, singing. An hour after the girl went home, her parents called. She has lice, and had brought them to our house unknowingly. I can see each and every individual larva on my pillow. FML
Today, my little sister was scared to sleep alone, so my parents made her sleep in bed with me. I barely slept, due to the utter terror of waking up to her chanting into my ear in a low whisper, "This is where you die, this is where you die..." FML
Today, the hillbillies who inhabit the apartment above mine got karaoke machine. It's 1 a.m. and they're singing Achy Breaky Heart. FML
Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML
Today, my ex girlfriend is sleeping over at my house. At some point while she was preparing to dump me, she became best friends with my sister. FML
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Welshite 40
Duct tape is cheap.
DocBastard 40
You let them go for over 3 hours without going in there and secretly videoing them and uploading it to YouTube? What the hell is wrong with you?
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Comments (71)
littlexlune 16
Let them have their fun. They're kids.
laden_swallow09 35
Doesn't matter. Still can't sing.
Makayla18_18 13
And? My little sister isn't a dog but she still crawls on the floor and barks at the cat. If they're happy, leave them alone & go do something that makes you happy instead of complaining.
XDCaboose 5
So if kicking the cat made them happy you wouldn't stop them?
TheDrifter 24
Nope, you let them. The cat will solve that behavioural issue all by itself.
omgitsmoe 26
Yeah , am getting real tired from defending your ass cat
Zimmington 21
Why cant girls quietly watch their dads **** collection at sleepovers like guys do?
MrsDruidess 23
how sick is this world that two little girls singing at a sleep over is a bad thing?? Sure their off key, their little girls!! And everyone thats defending them are getting thumbs downed?? You cynical people should get help!!!
teentee401 37
Just because they are allowed to have their fun doesn't mean it isn't any less annoying. Also this is a site specifically for complaining.
Welshite 40
Duct tape is cheap.
gc327072 31
Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver
summerguy97 16
Mehuehue
iSativa 24
Sing with them and make sure you're more off key. (: Make sure to sing the wrong lyrics too haha
passcode5 5
Kids hate that. That would be the best troll ever.
SlapAndTickle 20
I don't care what anyone says Backstreet Boys songs are catchy as hell and everyone knows the lyrics. Even a metal head like myself rocks out to Backstreet Boys every now and again. They are just one of those bands that no matter how much bleach you use, you cannot clean yourself from. And those of you who deny it are liars.
WellThatSucked89 13
Thank you, SlapAndTickle! I always get made fun of when I jam to BSB by my husband. They not only can TRULY sing (unlike ALL new music in their genre) but like you said, its catchy!
Scoty49 10
I hear bullets are cheap nowadays,
ninjuh_wingman 29
Calm down there Satan.
Enslaved 38
"Scotty doesn't know, That Fionna and me, Do it in my van every Sunday."
gAt_d 26
Nice Eurotrip reference , # 19! That song will now be stuck in my head for the remainder of the day.
toneeangel 22
Love that song and that movie
saucyrossi 18
That's ****** up
DocBastard 40
You let them go for over 3 hours without going in there and secretly videoing them and uploading it to YouTube? What the hell is wrong with you?
Sports_guy3 28
Nice one, DocBastard.
kimmpwns 8
Go in there and tell them that Freddy Krueger is watching them.
monnanon 14
i doubt they will know who Freddy Kreugar is.
Sp4de 9
Check your house for ear plugs. Best wishes.
dRpRdP 8
kick and break that wall and say " for God's sake lemme sleep". M sure they will stop after that :D
NeighSoulSister 6
Yeah, I doubt that.
perdix 31
Record them and play it back for them. That will either cure them or make them sing even louder and worse. It's worth a shot.
ThatFancyPenn 18
I know exactly how you feel except for the that fact I was in a hotel
ImAFaker 29
So not EXACTLY.
ThatFancyPenn 18
Almost EXACTLY