Today, I didn't put any makeup on my acne-ridden and newly sun-burnt face. Today was also the first time I've ever run into my crush outside of work, all while trying to parallel park in a car that hasn't been washed in 6 months. I hit the car behind me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to not wear makeup for the first time. My boyfriend asked me if I got punched in the face. FML
Today, my crush finally let me drive his truck for the first time in a empty parking lot, after he told me he liked me. It was so dark that I ended up driving into and pole and totaled his car. Now he hates me. FML
Today, I was at a party with my crush, but I didn’t talk to him. After, I walked out to my car, and saw a dent in my car. I then noticed that the dent was exactly the size of my crush’s head. FML
Today, I saw my crush waving me over from the other end of the parking lot. I ran quickly to greet him, but in my excitement didn't take note of the giant Hummer backing out. I broke two ribs and all my crush was trying to do was warn me of the moving vehicle I was about to run into. FML
Today, I ran into a car. I suffered a concussion and broke my nose. I wasn't driving. I walked right into it. It was parked. FML
Today, I went to work early and saw my crush's car in the parking lot, so I parked next to her. After that, I looked over at her car to see her staring at me with a weird look and her saying, "Really?" Then she gestured around the lot; I looked around to find it completely empty. FML
Today, I went on a first date with my crush. Right before the date, I noticed a monstrous pimple in the middle of my forehead. I covered it with make-up, but it was still visible. The guy spent the whole evening laughing at me and telling me that I look like an unicorn. FML
Today, I threw up on my crush's lawn. FML
Today, as I was putting stuff into the back of my car, a man walked by and said I looked "super fine." When I looked up to look him in the face, he immediately looked disgusted and basically ran away. Apparently, my face does that. FML
Today, I went to the store in the most awful looking pyjamas possible, ran into my crush, and he looked at me up and down and laughed. FML
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RipperoniPizza 19
Hope it wasn't his car you hit.
Charlie Given 28
Don't worry next time you see him you'll have your mask I mean makeup on he probably won't recognize ya 🤣🤣
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Comments (8)
RipperoniPizza 19
Hope it wasn't his car you hit.
Lalala579121 28
Well if it was that would give her an excuse to trade info with him.
Charlie Given 28
Don't worry next time you see him you'll have your mask I mean makeup on he probably won't recognize ya 🤣🤣
RichardPencil 32
So much crushing going on: bumpers, zits, your chances with your crush...
Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20
He was gonna see ya without makeup sonner or later anyways if you two got serious...
Dragonmastergod 14
At least it wasn't his car?
millsjoshua949 12
I'm confused about the car part. Who cares if it hasn't been washed in 6 months?