Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
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Comments (81)
EmConforti 2
If he's that stupid, good riddance. Boxer briefs FTW.
spudking 19
This is possibly the stupidest thing I've read all day, and I accidentally read something from the Daily Mail this morning.
HoobidibooFox 11
The question is... how long did it take you to realise?
refticon 32
I prefer my gf to wear boxers but she'll always have the final decision anyway. Hey body her rules
AngelIvyBauer 4
his loss your gain. :)
TheOldOne 4
So if he was to wear panties, would that make him Gay?
jdw17 13
Yes.
LostCosmo 5
Assure him he can ware your panties, equality.
Ramos808 29
*wear
muffledpotato 17
No chill- I wear guy shoes and snapbacks. Sorry OP, but I totally understand what you're coming from. Get someone who appreciates you for you.
kowsee 22
Omg guy shoes are so much more comfortable! I actually wear boy's shoes haha
fuckpotato 12
HELLO POTATO BRETHREN
__nines 13
Does the design matter? Because I have superman boxers and pills bury dough boy boxers....maybe the dough boy might have made me turn? Just kidding of course
HylianWarrior 21
Be thankful, that's one less idiot in your life
UserError94 18
He just called himself a lesbian lol