Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because he's convinced wearing boxer briefs instead of panties makes me a lesbian. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Top comments
Zelphoric 25
Well now you're free from dating a moron. Congratulations!
LameAss_Kya 8
Wtfff Boxers Are Sooooooo Comfy!!!
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Comments (81)
gdeekay 9
I hate women in boxers too. Huge pet peeve!!!!
turdwrangler 18
I was going to say I wear boxers then ask of that makes me a lesbian. But then I remembered that I don't actually wear underwear, except when going to bed.
westcody 8
But what does your girlfriend think?
CliffyB03 28
Boy shorts are beautiful
PandaBeer 15
No that just makes you hot.
saffy66 34
Step 1: call the police Step 2: report him for being an oxygen thief. You just can't fix stupid.
Hijacker101 12
Unbelievable. Next thing they're gonna tell me that if I wear thongs it makes me gay.
Witchylady 18
Better of without the idiot
Wolfwhisper333 2
he's a moron. lol. good thing you got rid of him before it was too late. Boxers are comfy as f.... I sleep in them all the time.
manuwish 9
a stupid excuse on his side