Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Finger lickin'
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Smash the patriarchy
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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muichini 0
reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******
badbunny 0
THEY DONT?!
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Oz_Alice 0
That is so awful...ppffftt.
naunet 0
not the brightest lightblub is he....
13randy 0
haha lol that sucks
tuxman12 0
my girl friend has more hair than me
gra_k 0
what?
JT_JayTee 0
What is with bringing nationality into this? Racism, tsk tsk. And what is with these kids posting FML's for petty issues, this doesn't even figure as a FML. He can't be more than 16 years of age anyhow. Tell him everybody has body hair, and get the hell over it.
Jumpluff69 0
You... deserved it? I don't understand what the problem is besides the fact you're dating an idiot.
GodOfBeer 5
bwahahahaha you really are funny so from a single word you deduced my nationality? you must be some grizzled professor of languages, I guess you're able to speak a couple of dead languages and knowing all grammer used in every region of the world. Let me (or lemme lol) teach you something: The word Assume - when you assume, you guess, or as they say you make an Ass out of U and Me (in this case its Assu). For your info my mother language is not English or an English derived one, and I can also speak italian and French (as a 2nd language) - now find me an american who can speak more than English. ps I'm doing a Degree in Nursing, and that is something I'll use. (does this make you more of an ass?)
Eresbel 0
@ GodOfBeer - I'm an American student, applying to law school, who speaks French as a second language, and some Russian and Arabic. You know what they say - when you assume...
Veritas143 0
I am also an American and speak Russian and Spanish.. Sad.. GodofWar I thought all your other comments were funny..just to learn you were a close minded prick..
GodOfBeer 5
Well you must be the first 2 "real americans" (I'm assuming both your parents/families are Americans and not Russian or French, where learning a second language is natural at home). I live on an island, and we have many tourists, and I never met an american who speaks any other language than english. Obviously American population is in the millions and we only get a trickle of the number of tourists, but also on the net, rarely you find anyone speaking 2 or more languages... *hangs head in shame...* seems like a case of AssMe :|
lmow885 0
Well, I'm 14 and I can speak Hebrew and Spanish as well as English, which was my first language...and I know tons of americans who can speak more than one language, though i don't go to one of those bilingual or international schools.
mochy20 0
yeah, same here, i speak hebrew and english, a bit of french and japanese, and im not the only one who does, somtimes i even talk to my friends to confuse our teacher :P
heartlessagony 0
I don't understand what's so bad about this, OP.
Lala123_jbaybay 0
Why is everyone talking about vaginas?!?!
guitardedman 0
you are a dumbshit. how the **** does this get through? this site has went to shit lately