Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
chubbyg
Clarinda, Australia
Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brecksville, United States
Finger lickin'
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Anonymous
Smash the patriarchy
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
pixiebubz
Australia
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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muichini 0
reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******
badbunny 0
THEY DONT?!
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Comments (140)
grrrarrrg2 2
This isn't an FML dumbass. They really need to change the name of this site from fmylife.com to todaysomethinghappened.com.
jayemdoubleyou 1
Not an FML.
nikitaaaah 0
LOL. what a douche bag
babylon_pride 0
Like people said, not a FML. Sure, feel a bit bad that you're dating someone who isn't a complete genius, and will hopefully never be a doctor, but not a FML.
omgitsnikkie 0
id say this is a MILA not FML :/
GriefBacon 0
Except that it's NOT an MLIA, as it is on the site FML. MLIA sucks. Bunch of Harry Potter freaks over there.
la_reina7 0
lmao this is priceless ! how old is he? 6?
Lauren28 0
i LOL'd at this .
Taravampire 0
you have one stupid boyfriend my friend.
doof_fisch 2
YDI for dating while you're still pre-pubescent.
ccaahh 0
why was that a FML? I don't get it...