Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
chubbyg
Clarinda, Australia
Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brecksville, United States
Finger lickin'
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Anonymous
Smash the patriarchy
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
pixiebubz
Australia
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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muichini 0
reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******
badbunny 0
THEY DONT?!
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Comments (140)
token_blackguy 18
How is this a fml, ydi for dating a retard. Does the OP expect sympathy because she is dating an idiot?
EmilyClaire 0
the only fml here is for dating a dumbass. even then its still a YDI. its definately not an fml.
EmilyClaire 0
thats not fair. i just said OP was a *d*ass for datin an idiot.
Jujube93 0
@ 72: I assume it means Original Poster or something along those lines. It's just a shortened way to referr to the person who posted the FML.
wawalu41 0
cool
jc21_fml 1
what an idiot, everyone knows girls dont have armpit hair.
mirage24_fml 0
Not an idiot, just young and inexperienced. He will catch up quickly.
scottvodka 0
do they really not?
somnula 9
Of course they do! They shave it off.
sirtrollsalotlol 0
YDI, for being a girl and having no armpit hair, FIRST BTW WOOT!
peroxideprincess 0
LOL you fail! woot!!! XD
Ohmar 0
Umm this isnt an fml at all, girls do have armpit hair it naturally is there so its suppose to actually be there.
SenGaeriel 3
YDI for having a boyfriend who is used to women from France and their hairy armpits.
cgoln_fml 0
French girls do not have hairy armpits! What a stupid american prejudice...
GodOfBeer 5
you're right...Frenchies don't have hairy armpits, they're hairy all over... and I ain't american
cgoln_fml 0
but I'm french, I know what I'm talking about
GodOfBeer 5
I had french...still picking hairs from between my teeth :P
cgoln_fml 0
you're wrong, she was portuguese...
GodOfBeer 5
pretty difficult to find one in Toulouse :P and she only spoke french... oui oui, couchez avec moi, oui, oui...
cgoln_fml 0
well, she was a dirty one. You just have bad taste
PaperCaper 11
lol cgoln, don't take it so seriously. Americans have to put up with European prejudice all the time on here. and I think it was the French that started the trend of shaving anyways. :)
PaperCaper 11
lol cgoln, don't take it so seriously. Americans have to put up with European prejudice all the time on here. And I think it was the French that started the trend of shaving anyways. :)
Mx_Rider 6
wow so lame seriously....