Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend asked me why girls don't have armpit hair. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Smash the Patriarchy!
Today, I had to explain to my boyfriend that yes, girls do get armpit hair, we just have to shave it. FML
manutdlol
Malaysia
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has more armpit hair than me. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, my daughter asked me to get her razors. When my 19-year-old son saw them he asked what they were for, to which my daughter replied, "For my armpits." My son then said, "Girls don't grow armpit hair." FML
chubbyg
Clarinda, Australia
Today, my boyfriend asked me when I was going to shave my arms now that summer is coming in Australia. FML
Anonymous
F*ck the patriarchy
Today, I watched as my girlfriend painfully plucked her eyebrows for half an hour. She is willing to do this, but not shave her armpits on a regular basis. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brecksville, United States
Finger lickin'
Today, I smelled chicken nuggets and asked my boyfriend if he was making some. He wasn't. It was my armpits. FML
bojangles
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML
Anonymous
Smash the patriarchy
Today, I explained to my teenage daughter that enough was enough and she needed to start shaving her armpits again, stating it was unladylike and unsanitary. Her only response was, "If it's so unsanitary, why don't you make my brother do it?" I give up. FML
pixiebubz
Australia
Manchild
Today, I told my boyfriend I had an appointment for laser hair removal. He responded by making "pew pew" noises and pretending to shoot my underarms. He's 28. FML
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muichini 0
reminds me of the time a kid in my heath class though girls peed out there ******
badbunny 0
THEY DONT?!
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kaleid0scopeEyes 0
only fat girls have armpit hair
Shegs 0
Well least he actually asked. Least he didn't lift your arm up every morning and lick it to check whether a) you have arm pit hair and b) If you sweated like a piggy. Then reported his findings to an international Men conference. That's an FYL. Buy him a book on women's bodies or better yet some ****.
derschadenfreude 5
"...a book on women's bodies or better yet some ****." "I say potato, you say potahto, potato, potato, oysters, ursters, let's call the whole thing off"
schwinn11 0
Like I said, mother ****'n yuppie, i bet you're going to applebees for ***'n free your birthday peach cobler. YEAH- you rule!! High five'n your 2 friends while your hit'n on some waitress that normally wouldn't give you the time of day
pasiphae9 5
Technically body hair has nothing to do with hygiene, since hygiene is more about bacteria and so on, whereas body hair is not considered attractive but is not "dirty". Though OP, you need to come here and tell us how old your boyfriend is, because if he is above the age of 12 we should all be worrying about how uneducated some people are.
brakakakaka 0
Sounds like a pretty big thing not to know about the female body... I would say it's an FML because she's dating someone who is either a dumbass, extremely sheltered, or whose only previous experience with women is watching ****.
oh_dee 0
Look at it on the bright side: at least you know that you've got good hygiene (at least when it comes to shaving)...unless you're like 13, that is...
eragonspirate 0
How is this an FML??? Sounds like an MLIA to me.
somepartsareme 0
27, I love how you defend yourself from a stereotype, then instantly call him a stupid American without even looking at his nationality. Nice.
Sdras 0
And this is where I miss a 'who cares' button..
derschadenfreude 5
whoa, 64, there used to be a "who cares" button? where do we sign the petition to get it back?
Sdras 0
Not that I know of, but we could sign a petition to get one anyway.
fbp6277 0
ill sign
loveyabb 0
Ha, I love these simple FMLs!
shut_the_hell_up 0
Really!? Did he just get here from Italy?