Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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Top comments
akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
Crunchy08 0
well that's like duchebaggery, wrapped up in horse shittyness oozed out of pig intestines....Sound like he did that on purpose to get your hopes up and then crush them in front of everyone. I'm sorry.
CykoX 0
I doubt this happend. If you are so worthless for him to dump you, he wouldn't have wasted his money on dinner for you... or the box!
KaylaKiwified 0
She said he left her with the bill.
xoxcinderellaxox 0
wow! tell ur ex kudos for being creative! at least he thought about how to break up with you...
Melted_crayon_78 0
Awwwwwwww!!!! That's horrible!! You don't need someone like that!
Crunchy08 0
CykoX, he didn't waste his money on her...she got stuck with the check, and the box....and who are you to assume that she's worthless. Her ex could honestly be that much of an ass wipe
Shanx 0
fake, there is not way someone wold do something like that
redbluegreen 41
Clearly, you are new to FML. And the world. There are TONS of assholes, everywhere.
kadeouir 0
Wow harsh, but yet I wanna shake the guys hand for being so unique and just generally quite awesome, at least you have now got a great story u can tell the grandkids years from now!
tje210_fml 0
i mean, you said he NEVER took you out to dinner. that must have meant that you were close to breaking up with him to begin with. then he gets down on one knee, you must have ben incredulous, not caught up in the moment at all. so the minute he leaves, you should have been all 'stop him' and all that. or you're just the dumbest broad ever, and YDI. FYL, and KYS for complaining about it.
Cheekers1989 0
Aww, that's really horrible. I'm very sorry to hear. Hard to believe any guy would play a breakup out like that. Personally, since he was on his knee, you should have kicked him. Perfect aim. =]
veliki 0
oh, snap!