Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend took me out to a fancy dinner. Halfway through, he said he wanted to break up. I started crying, but the whole restaurant thought he'd proposed, and started clapping. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. After dessert, he went to the bathroom so I quickly called the waiter over and paid the bill, thinking it was a nice gesture. When he returned, he broke up with me for "emasculating" him. FML
Today, my fiance's divorce was finalized and we went out to dinner to celebrate. I stepped away to use the bathroom, then came back to a note on the table saying, "I'm going to enjoy single life, thanks!" He left me with the bill. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. As we waited for our food he took my hand and said, "I think we should break up." When I got outside, my tire was flat. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML
Today, I went to go meet my boyfriend at a restaurant to tell him it just wasn't working out. Before I could do so, he proposed. I had to tell him no, so he started to cry and ran out. Everyone looked at me like some kind of monster. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me by handing me a ring and saying, "Let's get this dumb shit over and done with." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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akiro525 3
what a jackass
Ligerie 0
Why would he try that hard to be mean? Did you cheat on him?
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Comments (284)
plexico 4
How clueless are people? This is the second time today we saw a girl who was expecting to be proposed to get dumped instead. There's a lot of gray area between "I want to spend forever with you" and "Get the **** outta here, now, bitch." I guess as long as we have dolts who don't know where they are on that spectrum, we'll have an endless supply of FML's.
fdgaf_SCL 2
Two years ago, my BF had told me he was going to propose. We were figuring out when we wanted to get married, because we wanted to decide before we got engaged. He had the whole shebang figured out, and right about when he was going to officially pop the question, he called me and said we were done, end of story. How the hell did I not know where we were "on the spectrum"? The asshole kept it from me. Put up a front, called me the love of his life the night before. He even told my family he was going to propose. Yes, it is possible for guys to be that much of a DB. Yes, it is possible for them to spring a breakup on a girl out of effing left field. I wasn't a dolt, I was conned, and maybe the OP was too.
iFruit 0
What the ****...?
ziqi92 0
WOW, what kind of prick were u dating? he made u practically pay for the break-up
ajb_r 0
what a ******* asshole.
shawna2285 0
I'm calling complete bullshit on this one.
peanut_dog 0
I kinda of agree. This is so horrible, I feel like it's fake. I can't imagine anyone short of a psychotic reveling in causing that much pain.
Hazy_fml 0
Best breakup ever. Seriously, if this is the commitment he puts forth, you don't need to question his showmanship.
usernamesarehard 4
Umm duh... she did
yardsgreen 0
Would you rather find out on Facebook?
haweb 0
What a ****-sponge. That's when you get up, kick him in the face and say "This..is...BULLSHIT" and walk out.
jack185868 0
that's horrible. was the dinner good at least?