Today, my boyfriend asked me if we were going to become "that stupid couple that sings cheesy songs to each other." I just spent the past 3 months writing the perfect song that I was planning on singing to him tonight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend wrote a song for me. As he was singing it to me I realized it was actually a breakup song. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years, who is a fabulous guitarist and singer, told me he wrote me a song. I was so excited. Turns out it was a break up song. FML
Today, I wrote my girlfriend a song. She wrote me a 13-page letter on why we should break up. FML
Today, I sang a romantic song I wrote for my girlfriend. She laughed at my soprano. FML
Today, I wrote a poem for this guy I am falling for. Before telling him that I wrote it, he read it and then laughed at how "corny and stupid" it was because he would "never date someone who could come up with something that lame." The poem was about how vulnerable he makes me feel. FML
Today, for our anniversary, I sang my boyfriend a heartfelt, self-written song. The first thing he said when I finished was "Your fly is open." FML
Today, I wrote a song for my boyfriend on paper. The first thing he did was correct my grammar. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to write him a poem, as I am an avid writer. Happily, I agreed. After hours of working, I proudly presented it to him. He read it, laughed, and said, "No babe, I meant a real poem." Maybe I should rethink my career choice. FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
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uarudeassbitchyo 17
Aw :( Maybe he will change his mind you never know, stay positive
Black_Knight80 13
Sing it anyways, forget what he says. He might feel dumb at the end.
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Comments (77)
BeautifulChaos27 37
My boyfriend and I don't write each other songs but boy do we have sing offs with each other to see who does it "better". It's all in good fun :)
juststephhere 23
Either way, just sing it. If he cares about you enough he won't mind, if he's rude then deal with that accordingly. If it'll make you feel good, do it!
hellnosucka 27
answer his question by saying "indeed, we are." and then sing your song like a boss.
_kyleG_ 34
Sit his ass down, tell him that damn right we are, and blow his mind with your heartfelt, disgustingly romantic song.
worldclassrager 41
Well you could maybe turn the song into a poem...it seems like to me that's the only way out
GirlGamer12345 22
Aw I actually feel bad for you OP. That sucks. Make him feel bad. You can get a foot massage out of it.
tj4234 36
Did he know you were writing that song? 3 months is a long time to be writing one song so i'm assuming it's your first attempt. Eitherway, bad timing on his behalf xD. Sing it anyway, and own it like a boss.
vlalam 24
Haha.. Surprise him or may be he found ur secret song already ;)
darkfireflame 15
Well then you know your next request at karaoke night: Sara Bareilles' Love Song.
sugar94_fml 17
Well I hope you just sung it to him anyway, I'm sure he would of really appreciated something like that, no matter what he said.