Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to have sex at his house. When we got there, he checked his mail box first and noticed that his Wii game arrived. He sent me home so he can play. FML
Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "My mom is SO awesome." FML
Today, I woke up and my boyfriend was already awake. Feeling in the mood I slipped off my nightdress and looked him in the eye. He looked me up and down, smiled seductively, reached over... and turned his PS3 on. FML
Today, my boyfriend complained all day about being bored, so wanting to cheer him up, I put on some sexy clothes and went to his house. I got on his bed in my underwear and called him over. He quickly decided he'd rather play Diablo for the next five hours instead. FML
Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML
Today, I got more turned on by the idea of sex with my boyfriend than actually doing it. FML
Today, I felt frisky, so I went over to my boyfriend's place, hoping to have some fun. I brought over a movie, and part-way through it, I started feeling him up. He responded by sighing, "That's really fucking annoying, babe. Cut it out, yeah?" FML
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
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Dynoblaze 1
Then dump your bf and get the Wii vibrator. The Wii can also reward you constantly through different games and it's sports will always get you moving. Annnd it won't ever ask you to swallow.
gatorcheer 0
You can always count on technology.
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Comments (35)
Houdeka 0
get a led wii light saber and go to town!
FromCFL 0
So, why the **** are you still with him? Be honest to him & yourself and end things.
Callender2 0
wow i think that's the definition of being a nerd sry :
That1guybob 0
The bf lost to a plumber, ouch...
bikeduster 0
well all I got to say to that is that either your boyfriend doesn't know how to make love, or he's just too small. I'M ******* ITALIAN **** YOU SMALL DICK BASTARDS
Wetbackguy 0
Hey give the guy another chance. He was probably distracted by the game
H4rdstylefre4k 0
YDI for having an abnormal obsession of WII
christdwp 0
your hott
kay_jay 5
my hot what?
Creeper09 0
Wii sex anyone?
JCfox07 0
that's gonna b the new game
holisterhawty 0
either ur a lesbian w the hotts for ur bfs mom or u wanna get it on w the wii!?!?!?!?!?!?!