Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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Comments (110)
Len_Kagamine 8
"Ah! Yes!! WORK IT FOR ME HONEY BOO BOO!" haha at least he has a sense of humor...
ViviMage 40
Dump him. I would not tolerate that.
ksuth 25
It is possible he doesn't know about the show... So automatically saying "dump him" is a bit dramatic.
aerogxt 7
Should've called you "bitch" for whining about it.
KBear3109 29
Work it smoochie!
MuseFan1991 14
as mentioned earlier, it could be quite a cute nickname. but i'm so sick of people automatically telling people to dump their partners because of something this little. call him snooki or something to get back at him
mikeymayhem_87 15
I think the Sitch would be a little more appropriate in this scenario.
zonkeymaker 14
Hahaha thts ****** disgusting!
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Something sweet during sex? Come on, he's a guy.
Duoceros 22
I physically shuddered and nearly threw up my breakfast after reading this FML.
Urpoppy 21
The people in this country disappoint me on a daily basis.
RedPillSucks 33
YDI for trying to troll compliments out of your boyfriend during sex. Let the complements come naturally. Never ask a guy to think during sex. It usually ends badly. Also, I'm left wondering if your boyfriend was having sexual fantasies about a pudgy 4 year old girl. ick.