Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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Comments (110)
Stella836475 7
My boyfriend did the same thing! But I laughed about it and then made fun of how bad of a hunter he his :p
N3verDieAl0ne 5
Damn...that's just........HAHA......damn
bilbohobbit_fml 1
Ain't no one bringing home the crown but meee !
gso819 2
Ummmm.........Im speechless!
nachosbabygurl 9
beter than being called a bi**h
shutterbug_brit 1
You expect a boy to use his brain.. and be creative.. during sex? You expect too much! I told my guy I hate cutesy names, and he's been calling me "Hun bear" for 5 years just to bug me :/
JeanetteDevyn 4
Are u fat???
KageKaldaka 6
UHmmm...it sucks he said that but you are the one dating him so...not sure if deserved it or if boyfriend hadn't shown his stupidity before...
HannahLouise96 13
What makes this even more disturbing is the fact that 'Honey Boo Boo' is a seven year old girl..... O_o
Levvy 22
Gives a whole new meaning to "Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo", doesn't it?