Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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mario2012 18
LI absolutely loathe and despise that show. It needs to be taken off TV now. All it is is just parents making their 4 year old daughters look like runway models at an inappropriate age and brainwashing them to to make them think that the way they look and behave is ok when they are that young. It makes me sick.
annie_nk 23
Ever see that video of the North (or South, I can't remember) Carolina teen beauty pageant contestant whos answer to a jugdes question was incoherent? I have a feeling these little toddlers and tiaras girls grow up into that.
jakeowns2 3
My names Alana I'm 6 and I'm a Beauty queennnnn!
lozzaaa96 13
Should of called him 'shugie bear' in return (;
tattoo88 4
You told him to call you something sweet an that popped in his head, I guess you'll think twice next time before trying to tell a boyfriend to call you something. But it could be way worse you could have been called sugar **** or his bad breath princess.
mayyberry 4
I think that could actually be a cute cheesy nickname if it wasn't associated with that ridiculous show
eric40962005 8
Honey boo boo! You want sghetti and butter!?
BlowinChronic 18
If you were looking for a not so serious funny name to just call each other it wouldn't have been that bad, but since you get reminded of that doomed for life child every time he calls you it, it isn't that great. If he has seen the show I'm not sure why he would have picked that name.
ScarletBloom 14
Let me know when you ditch your boyfriend. ;)
FuzzyJack 15
Did you also get some of that special go-go juice afterwards?
Longshott 4
In his defense, it really is true that we men can only operate one head at a time.
thebigboy155 0
Don't we all know it brother.