Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
HahaBoy 0
Wow, the grammar on this FML post is whack!
Rosicles 8
Does a dollar make you hollar?
christyxbee 15
Spray tan's like poop in a can!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
'A dolla make me holla honey boo boo!' :D
Scarshadow101 6
"MY SPECIAL GO-GO JUICE HELPS ME WIIIIIN"
christyxbee 15
ELVIS HELPS SANTA CLAUS MAKE TOYS
MormonPornstar 7
^ -_-
brittanyrmh_ 12
I hope Mama don't eat Glitzy! She eats everything else!
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
cheer21moose 13
Well honey, don't get sad! You'll be boo boo hooing all night!
deBlobX 12
That is the gayest attempt at a comment I have ever seen
BellaBelle_fml 23
That was almost painful to read.
Beranii 5
Not almost... It WAS hard to read.
MakeTodayADTR 20
I can only imagine the look on his face the second he realized what he said. :P
DKjazz 20
Maybe he doesn't know about the show, and he saw the words "honey boo boo" flying around on the internet.
annie_nk 23
Possible. If the name wasn't connected to the overweight child, it could be a sweet pet name.
PandaMantis 6
Thenegative connotation has little to do with her weight and more to do with how self-entitled brattiness is being glorified.
Ray_of_midnight 23
@14 Yeah, not having cable TV, I was ... blessedly unaware of this show until a couple of weeks ago. I can see someone else who doesn't know about the show stringing baby-talk words together and coming up with "Honey Boo Boo" as a pet name.
LadyLol_fml 15
The others must be crazy if they think they gonna sleep with Honey Boo Boo Child!
ynaynd 6
Sounds pretty sweet to me
drewcat21 0
Either you haven't heard of the show yet (which if so youtube it and your mind) or you're just an idiot.
rockstar362 8
Yeah I'm not gonna lie sounds sweet to me as well... Sounds like someone is a little high maintenance
MormonPornstar 7
All I'm thinking is Honey Badger... not sure what the whole Boo Boo thing is
drewcat21 0
YouTube honey boo boo. It's a reality tv show about a little spoiled brat they call honey boo boo. Watch about 30 seconds of it and you'll realize why it is horrible.
LexieWins 0
Better than calling you Momma. That bitch is HIDEOUS.
MollyXD124 7
Have you seen Sugar Bear?!
LexieWins 0
Have you seen momma?
bilbohobbit_fml 1
Mama aka Jabba The Hut xD
nuffsaidboutthat 4
Wow!! Unless you were acting out the scene in Deliverance I am forced to say the much thumbed down statement "Dump him", otherwise squeal like a pig.
BellaBelle_fml 23
I was sad when they had to return Glitzy, the gay pageant pig!
christyxbee 15
Awwww Glitzy...!
SonOfAMitch 14
"Better keep Glitzy away from Mama otherwise she's gonna get eaten"
AZbeastboSS 2
Awww
HooHooHa 6
I'm sorry, but that show is just pathetic.
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah I think she realizes that, thus an FML was created.
WritingWrongs 8
Yeah, honestly, people should just watch good, wholesome tv, like futurama, haha. Your profile picture matches your comment by the way.
aries_amerson 3
True, but I bet if a black girl went on saying the same shit, it would be called ghetto. Lol, our world,smh