Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, and I asked him to call me something sweet. He called me Honey Boo Boo. FML
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
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christyxbee 15
You better red-neck-inized !
SpicyDuck 22
Perfectly good names, ruined!
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Comments (110)
melij99 5
The subconscious is a wonderful thing.
SApprentice 34
That's disturbing. I truly hope he didn't know who that is, because if your boyfriend is calling you the name of a small obese child during sex then he might just have some serious issues.
cazbar 2
It's hunni boo boo kitty **** so least he left that out lol
prioo 6
Boo boo kitty *****
eggmarie 25
What?
schalk 12
I knew I wasn't the only Kevin Smith fan :)
TurtleSmile 14
I weep for humanity in these situations.
Schizomaniac 24
*Googles "Honey Boo Boo"* Shoot him.
Scarshadow101 6
Amen.
dohdohdoh 13
R u fat? Did it feel good child?
Rosicles 8
What the ****?
RS808 6
That sucks, but honestly.. I couldn't help but laugh. Lol sorry.
drakeallday 3
my thoughts exactly haha
annie_nk 23
Instant mood killer.
AsianAdvent 2
I think OP's boyfriend is a pedo..
mauwsz 5
Haha, it's common knowledge that a man's brain does not work at full power (if at all) during sex. Just don't ask him to do that!! XD
BlowinChronic 18
Yeah because the blood runs to a different place, not your brain.